Embarrassing Medical Exams (Submitted By Doctors)
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
I was performing rounds at [...]
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Embarrassing Medical Exams (Submitted By Doctors)
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I don’t know which made me laugh harder the jokes, or the comments, but please keep the comments pouring in along with the jokes. I was half asleep before I read this, now I’m wide awake. Thanks, and God Bless.
loving it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these are funny jokes….. the comments were funnier
arguing about spelling and grammar and such…hahaha priceless!
umm i dont get it, any of these jokes maybe its cuz of the extended vocabulary there using butt idk!!!
not funny
Can’t help it, but need ot say that that’s a good one!
I love the fact that before you write the comment, On top of the comment section it says this:
NOTE: Inappropriate commments will be removed. Please be courteous to others.
so i was coming back from work (research) and it was pouring. this green minivan drives really close and a wave of water hits me. i realized then that i wanted to become a doctor.
hahaaa comments!!! I’m going to add my opinion now. =P
The grammar argument: Get over it grammar people! When you’re on the internet, lots of people use things like short forms of words. Do you expect everyone to say, “laugh out loud” instead of “LOL” all the time? Noo. So if anyone else is going to comment about bad grammar…seriously…
AND the Religion argument: GOD IS REAL. That’s all there is to it, no other argument needed. For those of you who say God is not real, okay, if you think of it that way. In MY opinion though, God is real.
There~! There’s my opinions. Stop fighting.
This is to Kaorii
Kudos to you!
First, I most definitely agree with the grammar.
Second, the second paragraph, thank you so much!
I admire your integrity and confidence.
Keep it up
XOX
Sam
lmao omg that was funny
Loved them!!!!!!!!!
A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor:
“It hurts when I press here” (pressing his side)
“And when I press here” (pressing the other side)
“And here” (his leg)
“And here, here and here” (his other leg, and both arms)
So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong… “You’ve got a broken finger!
You spelled “I’m a grammar whore” wrong.
I think its hilarious that you people are so dumb… its ridiculous that so much time and effort would be wasted on correcting each others grammar… I go to a gifted school and I skipped a grade and I still suck at spelling and punctuation. Peoples spelling isn’t a measure of their intelligence.
Love u guyz
Lol. being a doctor sometimes is something.hahaha
hahahah , hilarrioussss ! ;D
These posts really caught my attention. Since everyone likes to be so critical about what others post, I would like to bring up a topic I have been meaning to solve. It’s very simple, but has sparked many debates over the years. The topic or question is: What is the opposite of upside-down?
I have had many different responses in regards to this question. Many people will repond with, “Rightside-up.” My only debate is, if rightside is up then wouldn’t lefside be down. Why not downside-up? That is written opposite. Well, I guess I have to much time on my hands. It reminds me of the mobius strip. A three dimensional ribbon with only one side. Look it up.
Have a good day everyone, Focker out!
NewPar04……I just had to post a response to your question and also my opinion. I would think the exact opposite (in literal terms) of “Upside-down”, would be “Downside-up”. However, in the real world it doesn’t work that way. The correct term would be “Rightside-up”. Why they named it in a way that points to a different direction, I don’t know. Now on to my opinion. Yes, unfortunately you do have too much time on your hands. It is good to question things but, not small, meaningless things like this.
Thank you!
THAT WAS HALIRIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA THAT WAS AWSOME
ha ha ha ……….it made me laugh
Okay, my turn now on the ‘upside down’, downside up’ debate.
I would agree that the literal opposite of ‘upside down’ must of course – strictly speaking – be ‘downside up’. It works, but I suspect what the debate may also be aiming to resolve is the opposite term for something that is incorrectly orientated. The term ‘upside down’ is applied to an object, say, that would normally be correctly orientated or in its ‘upright’ position. In addition, ‘upside down’ can be used to indicate that something that is wrong, as in ‘topsy-turvy’ (‘topsy referring to top and ‘turvy’ (possibly) being an adaptation of the mediaeval verb ‘tirve’, meaning ‘to turn or to topple over’).
So where does all this take us? In my humble opinion (or IMHO 4 u txt lvrs out thr), the opposite of ‘upside down’, in general terms, could be satisfied by the term ‘upright’ or if you’re really pedantic ‘correctly orientated’.
For what it’s worth I don’t have too much time on my hands; I’m fast on the keyboard and I’m quick to be doing something other than frittering my time away in the Internet when my boss glances my way. Mind you I’m sure he would approve of me taking this debate a little further along to help mankind. Don’t you?
wats the song mean over there ? i really din’t get it..
Someone needs to mow my lawn
OMG!! i have never laughed so hard until i read some of these. I think there absoutley funny!