Embarrassing Medical Exams (Submitted By Doctors)
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI I was [...]
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Embarrassing Medical Exams (Submitted By Doctors)
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I don’t know which made me laugh harder the jokes, or the comments, but please keep the comments pouring in along with the jokes. I was half asleep before I read this, now I’m wide awake. Thanks, and God Bless.
loving it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these are funny jokes….. the comments were funnier
arguing about spelling and grammar and such…hahaha priceless!
umm i dont get it, any of these jokes maybe its cuz of the extended vocabulary there using butt idk!!!
not funny
Can’t help it, but need ot say that that’s a good one!
I love the fact that before you write the comment, On top of the comment section it says this:
NOTE: Inappropriate commments will be removed. Please be courteous to others.
so i was coming back from work (research) and it was pouring. this green minivan drives really close and a wave of water hits me. i realized then that i wanted to become a doctor.
hahaaa comments!!! I’m going to add my opinion now. =P
The grammar argument: Get over it grammar people! When you’re on the internet, lots of people use things like short forms of words. Do you expect everyone to say, “laugh out loud” instead of “LOL” all the time? Noo. So if anyone else is going to comment about bad grammar…seriously…
AND the Religion argument: GOD IS REAL. That’s all there is to it, no other argument needed. For those of you who say God is not real, okay, if you think of it that way. In MY opinion though, God is real.
There~! There’s my opinions. Stop fighting.
This is to Kaorii
Kudos to you!
First, I most definitely agree with the grammar.
Second, the second paragraph, thank you so much!
I admire your integrity and confidence.
Keep it up
XOX
Sam
lmao omg that was funny
Loved them!!!!!!!!!
A man goes to the doctor and says to the doctor:
“It hurts when I press here” (pressing his side)
“And when I press here” (pressing the other side)
“And here” (his leg)
“And here, here and here” (his other leg, and both arms)
So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong… “You’ve got a broken finger!
You spelled “I’m a grammar whore” wrong.
I think its hilarious that you people are so dumb… its ridiculous that so much time and effort would be wasted on correcting each others grammar… I go to a gifted school and I skipped a grade and I still suck at spelling and punctuation. Peoples spelling isn’t a measure of their intelligence.
Love u guyz
Lol. being a doctor sometimes is something.hahaha
hahahah , hilarrioussss ! ;D
These posts really caught my attention. Since everyone likes to be so critical about what others post, I would like to bring up a topic I have been meaning to solve. It’s very simple, but has sparked many debates over the years. The topic or question is: What is the opposite of upside-down?
I have had many different responses in regards to this question. Many people will repond with, “Rightside-up.” My only debate is, if rightside is up then wouldn’t lefside be down. Why not downside-up? That is written opposite. Well, I guess I have to much time on my hands. It reminds me of the mobius strip. A three dimensional ribbon with only one side. Look it up.
Have a good day everyone, Focker out!
NewPar04……I just had to post a response to your question and also my opinion. I would think the exact opposite (in literal terms) of “Upside-down”, would be “Downside-up”. However, in the real world it doesn’t work that way. The correct term would be “Rightside-up”. Why they named it in a way that points to a different direction, I don’t know. Now on to my opinion. Yes, unfortunately you do have too much time on your hands. It is good to question things but, not small, meaningless things like this.
Thank you!
THAT WAS HALIRIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA THAT WAS AWSOME
ha ha ha ……….it made me laugh
Okay, my turn now on the ‘upside down’, downside up’ debate.
I would agree that the literal opposite of ‘upside down’ must of course – strictly speaking – be ‘downside up’. It works, but I suspect what the debate may also be aiming to resolve is the opposite term for something that is incorrectly orientated. The term ‘upside down’ is applied to an object, say, that would normally be correctly orientated or in its ‘upright’ position. In addition, ‘upside down’ can be used to indicate that something that is wrong, as in ‘topsy-turvy’ (‘topsy referring to top and ‘turvy’ (possibly) being an adaptation of the mediaeval verb ‘tirve’, meaning ‘to turn or to topple over’).
So where does all this take us? In my humble opinion (or IMHO 4 u txt lvrs out thr), the opposite of ‘upside down’, in general terms, could be satisfied by the term ‘upright’ or if you’re really pedantic ‘correctly orientated’.
For what it’s worth I don’t have too much time on my hands; I’m fast on the keyboard and I’m quick to be doing something other than frittering my time away in the Internet when my boss glances my way. Mind you I’m sure he would approve of me taking this debate a little further along to help mankind. Don’t you?
wats the song mean over there ? i really din’t get it..
Someone needs to mow my lawn
OMG!! i have never laughed so hard until i read some of these. I think there absoutley funny!
Do you have anything better to do besides arguing over the internet? Grow up.
I am refering to the people that are arguing about the studiest, most pointless crap ever. No one cares.
from now on when im going to shave im telling my husband im going to mow the lawn!
wow u rock my become a doctor one day
internal massive fart, mowing the loan lol….i love that stuff. it has made my day
hahaha..eow aeo kamarar
Rimodoni,I hope arent the one that finger pain stuff happened to. That was humorous.
Its hilarious to see everyone arguing about this, lmao really? Doesnt anyone else have a life? I came here to look up funny jokes to tell my niece and nephew and all your arguements made me stay and laugh, they were more funny than the actual jokes, LMAO thats great, you all are funny. Seriously you all just have to make yourselves feel better by arguing with someone you dont know, because they think differently. Thats hilariously sad, it makes me feel good about myself. Lmao keep it up though please! Haha you were my entertainment for the last fifteen minutes. Thanks.
And the jokes were pretty cool, I do like them and plan to share them haha
I am funnier……
real grammar war here! nothing like spelled- it’s rather spelt being past tense of spell. anyway, ha ha ha jokes!
Hahaha, rotlmfaoest..tha comments r even funniest…h!h!h!..
Isn’t it SO FUNNY that not only are people commenting on everyone else and their grammer and religion, but others are commenting on people commenting! It’s ridiculous! I’m gonna join in now (which makes me like you crazy peeps)! First of all, please stick to talking about the joke, not the people. Second, does grammer really matter right now? Have fun without grammer! (Except in front of teachers.) Third, please stop fights about christianity! (Notice I didn’t say religion! That is something else.) Everyone who thinks God isn’t real please keep it to yourselves in situations like this because it only causes arguements. Christians can express their faith by saying things like “God bless you” and “God be with you”, but not too much farther. I say this with the feelings of others in mind. P.S. I am a Christian and a proud one. I am not the result of an explosion. Charles Darwin disowned the big bang theory on his death bed. Anyone who disagrees can say so NICELY. But remember, I’m ready to fight for truth and justice. I’ve witnessed it. Oh my gravy! I’m rambling! LOL! Loved the joke.
ahahaha…!!!..man, thhhaaaat was sooo fricken awsome….!!!…we were just sitting so quietly here in class and not to mention,so bored when i bursted out laughing @ this jokes…oh man!!!…….this is so cool…..it really relives stress and pressure….!!!…kip it up y’all…….
jah bless
i think its quite good butsome is abit hard to understand
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@rimodoni
That was actually a scene from ‘house md’
Hugh laurie makes it a million times better though.
v g wendr
i enjoyed reading them the cab one was really funny i wet myself laughing at them all xx
was really funny…NOT wat stupid dik wud write this s*it?
im out, mothaf**ka
Nice jokes. The one I liked most was the massive internal fart…Well others are good too
HAHAHAHAHA!!! i almost pee’d i was laughing sooooooooo Hard!!!!! lol these are classic, : P
U guys are the best. The jokes are good but u guys just made my day. I’m not even all that bored. I’m Jamaican so certain things have way more comedic value than what people normally think…..and I’m out. Dwl!!!