Embarrassing Medical Exams (Submitted By Doctors)
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
I was performing rounds at [...]
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Embarrassing Medical Exams (Submitted By Doctors)
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i like the last two there lol funny
Ha! The last one was the best.
Hey “SOMEBODY,” your name doesn’t have to be in all caps, the “I” should be, and it’s “they’re”, not “there”. “They’re” means “they are”, but “there” indicates that you are talking about a place. In case you were wondering, “their” indicated that something belongs to a person or people.
That aside, funny post!
Hei Tipsi their’s no reqiurment to be ovar pedantic an annoyin. Langage is four comunnication. if u understod his mesage Then it did its job, Stop been so close mminded and stoopid.
Hey Michael. Language is for communication but as an intelligent human being
(I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt), one should still use proper grammar if they want to be taken seriously. There are enough stupid people on the internet and Tisi was just trying to make sure that there might be one less.
Funny post though.
Hey Anon. Not everyone’s first language is the english one and some might just be learning it , so no , you can’t judge a person’s intelligence based on their comunication skills with a foreign language.
Tisi.
The comma after “somebody” should be outside the quotation marks.It’s also normal to use the double quotation marks only around speech.
Showing your intelligence I’m afraid.
All of you quit being so critical !!!!! Just enjoy the humor ….. And dont demand that everybody be so perfect ….
Stephen,
You should have placed a comma after the words ‘All of you’. Don’t is the correct grammatical usage. and the the end of the sentence should read ‘everybody should be so perfect’.
Sorry to be so critical !
Oh my word, do you people not have anything better to do then to criticize one another’s intelligence? I mean this is supposed to be a funny haha joke page! Not a I am a better speller then you are! It shows that you people are still in a grade school mind set and you need to worry more about what God will think of what you are then worry so much about spelling! WHO GIVES A FLYING RATS BUTT!!!!!!! If you are so worried go to a website where you are not going to find perfection!!! GET OVER YOURSELVES AND GROW UP! Enjoy life! You must lead extremely small lives if your worried about this kind of crap! YES CRAP!
I like the fact that 90% of the people who were critiqued in this thread probably never came back to see that someone was being anal about their grammar. So it never mattered anyway. And neither will this post. Yaayyy!
bob; minor grammar points dealing with quotations vary by region. In some places your single or double rules are proper, but other groups sometimes use the opposite. You are correct though about the location of the comma, as it is not part of a quotation. Tipsi’s points about spelling are different, as each instance is a different word despite being homophones. Using one instead of the other is alright while speaking, but when written it is as bad as using berth for birth, or slay for sleigh.
Michael; I could understand what you wanted to come across, but it took far to much effort to sound out what you wrote. You make my brain cry.
The above conversation is all photoshop. I saw it two weeks ago on some other pointless humor site.
-=Tholaris
Ok, if anyone tries to correct my grammar I will eat your face off and wear over mine. Also, when you are dead, I will steal your credit card and ID to steal all of your money.
Jo: not everyone believes in god, learn to say the word ass, and clearly, you cre just as much as everyone else
Tisi: oh my god! Why the hell did you have to start this? now for my arguments. anyone with a grade level of 1st grade knows the difference between all of the different “they’re” spellings
Alex: Michael never even implied that everyone’s first language was English, also, there is a thing called “text talk”
Ski: Snowboarding is much cooler,you don’t start a sentence with “and”, no, the “should” doesn’t need to be there
Beroya: finally someone realizes!
Tholaris: this site or the other one just copied it, photoshop is for, well, photos
Future viewers: I hope that you know I stumbled upon this page, and therefore, will never be revisiting to hear your crap.
How ’bout this? You’re all f*cking stupid and there is no god. Get over it, learn to think critically, religions were started by people who were on drugs. You think Moses actually conversed with a burning bush that gave him god’s commandments? You better believe he was on drugs (probably peyote or psychedelic mushrooms, but there’s a plethora of drugs that grow quite naturally from the ground, like cannabis ['marijuana'] cocaine, etc) for that conversation to have happened.
And to whoever said the ending period (.) belongs outside the quotes, you’re a ‘tard. There’s nothing gramatically wrong with ‘ending a sentence with the period enclosed in the quotes.’
What the hell is the matter with you people. This grammer crap is stupid. Grammer should only be used in school or any other professional setting, so all of you stupid assholes who say shit on a f*cking humor website should just hop off.
“they used to be” – muhahaaa
This sounds like a joke of Walter – one of Jeff Dunham’s doll
Phil E. Drifter, I love your post.
I wonder what happened with that doctor in the cab taking that woman’s underwear off.
I wonder what happened to that doctor taking off the woman’s underwear in the cab.
Great post and quite funny too. I just couldn’t help but forward this to my friends!
Dr. Steinberg should win for bad taste, Dr. Swanson for funniest–she may not have had it for 20 years but she still spends a lot of time thinking about it!
DOCTOR PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY?
ALL OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS.
100 YEARS FROM NOW WHAT DIFFERENCE WILL ALL THIS S*IT MAKE.
NOW YOU’VE MADE ME WASTE 45 SECONDS OF MY LIFE I’LL NEVER GET BACK.
PUNCTUATE THAT!!
lol tisi is a smart ass reject. prob got bullied in school
Get a life
WTF?! Okay there is god and no one cares about ur grammar here. It’s a website not a school!
I just wanna read funny jokes and laugh…. Is that too much to ask for?
the keep off the grass and pelvic exams was the best LMFAO
I think tisi was fine…this isn’t a college course or even high school for that matter…if you read it he/she was useing the correct there… think about it read it out loud… there is a pause between ‘there’ and the ‘lol funny’ anyways if this is what the world is coming to where we have to criticize people we don’t know then why even live? there are stupid people everywhere and if I had to try to comment on every stupid thing people did I think I would go insane! That and not to mention NO-one is perfect! so everyone get over yourselves and comment on the jokes not your peers.
I think these were all funny I especially liked the mow your grass one…funny s*&t there!
These jokes are great! My question is aren’t doctors meant to keep this stuff confidential? even if they r fake they r funny.
if god is real…where is he? If you say he is in heaven, where is heaven? In the clouds? Honestly people…God is just an imaginative person made. Its not like he lives in the clouds… THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOD!!!
It’s true, imagine if someone said they talked to a burning bush, would you believe him? No. A man walking on water? Stepping stones or no. A man parting the sea? Please. They were crazy or on drugs
THERE IS NO GOD
Oh, and if God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent, then why did it take him 6 days to make the Earth, and how would days be known if the concept of time and space was created by humans?
Final proof: If God made Adam and Eve, wouldn’t everyone on Earth be inbred delinquents?
My point is proven.
oh god , it says here “NOTE: Inappropriate commments will be removed. Please be courteous to others.” tisi said one small thing and all of u jumped on her…such things don’t happen on indian blogs, here we r polite and courteous to each other …not so rude, especially not on blogs
Lol. I am laughing so much at all the grammatical and godly corrections. But think about this: Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Everyone should respect that so the world can become a better place. Oh and my opinion is that if people use the correct grammar they are helping to improve their own and others grammar in the process and yea GOD IS NOT REAL! Well in my opinion anyway. Have fun correcting my grammar you time wasting people. Wow we must be bored.
Adios Amigos
GOD BLESS YOU
You guys need something to wake you UP!!!! walking around the world aimlesly, thinking u just appeared out of no wer! and thinking that evolution happend!!!! God is real..and he is ther watchin u everday!!! how do u think ur still alive till now! luck..i think not!! By the way..how can u correct someone when u need correcting urslef!!!! GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!!
Hey Cris & Phil E. Drifter There is a God and just to let u no ur going to hell and ull burn 4ever. So i’d say this prayar ASAP: “Jesus I exept u as my lord and savoir.Please save me from burning Hell when I die and just let me b with u at all times. In Hevan & on earth.” Good 4 u Hai! May God be with all of you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is a god. ! what are you guys thinking? it was all true. the burning bush , lions cave, everything! and to think jesus gave his life up for peaople like you. you shall do unto others as you want them to do unto you. and stop critisizing ppl! gosh!
is it really necessary to criticize everyone’s typing. ive aced every grammar class ive ever taken and still dont type with correct grammar, i just dont care that much. besides, what you see on the internet is not always as it seems, just because a person doesnt type correctly does not mean they are not smart or by any way inferior to another.
and how did this become a religious debate?
Hahahaha. The comments are funnier than the joke!!
SOMEBODY says:
September 3, 2008 at 10:19 am
i like the last two there lol funny
Tisi says:
September 5, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Hey “SOMEBODY,” your name doesn’t have to be in all caps, the “I” should be, and it’s “they’re”, not “there”. “They’re” means “they are”, but “there” indicates that you are talking about a place. In case you were wondering, “their” indicated that something belongs to a person or people.
That aside, funny post!
hey tisi..u r idiot…read again somebody’s post…he means there as in place…he means last two there ( those jokes above there) LOL stupid tisi
classic
All of u critics are stupid. For the free-thinkers, God punish you.
“Funnyandjokes” thats the name of the site.
umm.. i dont believe actual doctors wrote this theres so many mistakes.. especially. its called a Space Bar.. u know the long button on the bottom of all the little buttons like V and B and N… its that one there… the space bar.
im al owed to ma ake Mi stak es. i m not A dokter
I’m perching at my desk right now while taking intermitttent peeks at your posts. I can’t help but exclaim, “You just made my day.”
First, this joke shop is turned into a gamut of grammar harpoons and tug of faith. Second, this shop is supposed to bring about humor– not brain-pricking and tongue-curling language. And finally, this is suppose to eliminate conflicts and worries– not create them.
One thing’s for sure though. You scared the stress out of me! I am nailed to this page. It makes me feel good and healthy, which subsequently allows me to breeze through all of the things I’m supposed to do today. All of you are wonderful!!!
Whoa!
I loved the medical goof ups as much as the comments (posts) of the readers.
I am trying hard not to burst out laughing.
Hats off to all the commenters who forgot to comment on the jokes and began commenting on each other.
My two bits here:
The punctuation is placed inside the quotes in American English and outside in British English. As usual, exceptions to the rule are there and I am not going to discourse here about them.
My best regards to any reader who has reached my post.
i burst into laughter after reading these jokes.
they r really funny & i guess these are funny side of daily happenings.
I was laughing the whole time
I also laughed pretty hard reading the posts where you guys were correcting grammer and what not. Funnier yet, I’m pretty sure some of you guys corrected incorrectly.
i was not learning english till i was 15, so what? my IQ is 130, n i cant write english well. as long as ppl understand that will be sufficient. and 1 more think…