Eighty Year Old Virgin


One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs.” She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.

She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, “You probably have the crabs”. No” she said, “I am an eighty year old virgin.”

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don’t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs.”The doctor said, Jump on the table and let’s have a look.” After examining, the doctor proclaimed, “Ma’am, your right, you do not have the crabs. This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies.”

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Eighty Year Old Virgin was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 25th, 2007 at 5:14 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  No Nativity Scene This Year,  Potty Mouths For Breakfast,  So You Want A Day Off?,  Window Pain,  Redneck Love.


14 Responses to “Eighty Year Old Virgin”

  1. david Says:
    June 26th, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    this is nasty

  2. molly Says:
    August 5th, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    ha ha ha not that is a nasty joke

  3. Jacky Says:
    August 6th, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    eww its not funny

  4. Joe Says:
    August 6th, 2007 at 11:14 pm

    Kinda makes me hungry…

  5. Amy Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    I burst out laughting

  6. Will Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 8:13 am

    ew. lol?

  7. funforall Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    nasty but funi

  8. RoRo Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! i feel wrongd to burst out laughin! cud happen to me! hope not! :D

  9. Tajorn'a Says:
    October 2nd, 2007 at 11:46 am

    haaaa lol lol lol this one REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Funny

  10. becky Says:
    October 27th, 2007 at 10:34 am

    that is so nasty!!!!!!

  11. BABE~GURL Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    ewwww… thats gross n’ i laughed at it lol

  12. Bob Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 11:36 pm

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  13. danie Says:
    November 23rd, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    i dont get it

  14. Slider's baby Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    I get it and 2 me it is funny which I have heard of this joke several times.

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