Eighty Year Old Virgin


One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs.” She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.

She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, “You probably have the crabs”. No” she said, “I am an eighty year old virgin.”

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don’t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs.”The doctor said, Jump on the table and let’s have a look.” After examining, the doctor proclaimed, “Ma’am, your right, you do not have the crabs. This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies.”

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14 Responses to “Eighty Year Old Virgin”

  1. david Says:

    this is nasty

  2. molly Says:

    ha ha ha not that is a nasty joke

  3. Jacky Says:

    eww its not funny

  4. Joe Says:

    Kinda makes me hungry…

  5. Amy Says:

    I burst out laughting

  6. Will Says:

    ew. lol?

  7. funforall Says:

    nasty but funi

  8. RoRo Says:

    eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! i feel wrongd to burst out laughin! cud happen to me! hope not! :D

  9. Tajorn'a Says:

    haaaa lol lol lol this one REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Funny

  10. becky Says:

    that is so nasty!!!!!!

  11. BABE~GURL Says:

    ewwww… thats gross n’ i laughed at it lol

  12. Bob Says:

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  13. danie Says:

    i dont get it

  14. Slider's baby Says:

    I get it and 2 me it is funny which I have heard of this joke several times.

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