Comments on: Eats Shoots And Leaves

By: Erik

Erik — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:12:11 +0000

When I heard the joke the panda didn’t shoot anyone. It did however visit a female, ate her dinner had sex with her and then left. Is that funnier?

By: Peter Neufeld

Peter Neufeld — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:35:53 +0000

You know something? The ‘comments’ here are by far funnier than the Panda joke itself. LOL

I have a feeling that Su Madre did that first comment on purpose!! I had a good laugh. God says in the Bible, “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” I’m feeling a lot better now!!

Also, the blood of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ cleanses us from all sin. Ask Jesus to forgive you of your sins and save you from hellfire and Jesus will do it. Guaranteed 100% for sure. – Peter

By: Jane

Jane — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 07:37:12 +0000

This is NOT the best version of this joke, as it has TWO techincal mistakes. I used to work at a zoo. One of the first things we were taught is “Pandas aren’t bears and koala aren’t bears.” Also, pandas are mammals, not marsupials.

Find a better version of this cute joke, please!

By: will

will — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:27:41 +0000

Su Madre u just messed up the whole joke ur retarded

By: yari

yari — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:05:44 +0000

dat was dumb

By: s

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:27:59 +0000

lol lol

By: vanessa

vanessa — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:46:09 +0000

this was freaken stupit

By: snorider323

snorider323 — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:04:28 +0000

hahaha…krish ur the man

By: F&J Staff

F&J Staff — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:02:13 +0000

LMAO Krish : )

By: Krish

Krish — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:34:57 +0000

yeah funny… coz it seems ur the one who’s not getting it – “Eats shoots and leaves” here does not mean that pandas eat, then shoot, and then leave, but is referring to the fact that pandas actually eat shoots and leaves – that is, they eat the shoots and leaves of plants… lol genius!!!