Eats Shoots And Leaves
A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out.
The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, "What do you want?" The bartender replies, "First [...]
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If you dont get thsi your retarded. “Eats-shoots-leaves. Pandas “eat”, then “shoot” then “leave”. Funny.
yeah funny… coz it seems ur the one who’s not getting it – “Eats shoots and leaves” here does not mean that pandas eat, then shoot, and then leave, but is referring to the fact that pandas actually eat shoots and leaves – that is, they eat the shoots and leaves of plants… lol genius!!!
LMAO Krish : )
hahaha…krish ur the man
this was freaken stupit
lol lol
dat was dumb
Su Madre u just messed up the whole joke ur retarded
This is NOT the best version of this joke, as it has TWO techincal mistakes. I used to work at a zoo. One of the first things we were taught is “Pandas aren’t bears and koala aren’t bears.” Also, pandas are mammals, not marsupials.
Find a better version of this cute joke, please!
You know something? The ‘comments’ here are by far funnier than the Panda joke itself. LOL
I have a feeling that Su Madre did that first comment on purpose!! I had a good laugh. God says in the Bible, “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” I’m feeling a lot better now!!
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When I heard the joke the panda didn’t shoot anyone. It did however visit a female, ate her dinner had sex with her and then left. Is that funnier?
That is stupid man you got that from the book you idiot. The book was published in 2003 and its called Pandas eat, shoot, and leaves! Lamo why dont u make up your own original joke like why did the chicken croos the road?
He lost the joke entirely when he left out the comma after “Eats.”
The line in the joke should read, “Eats, shoots, and leaves.” It is supposed to be a badly edited field guide.
I think that the people who don’t like the joke, just don’ get it.