Eats Shoots And Leaves

A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich. The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out.

The bartender yells for him to stop. The panda bear asks, “What do you want?” The bartender replies, “First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.”

The panda bear turns around and says, “Hey! I’m a Panda. Look it up!” The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: “Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it’s stark black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

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Eats Shoots And Leaves was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, December 13th, 2007 at 12:23 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Other Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  That Monkey Will Eat Anything,  Farting Granny,  FFFFFFFFF,  Top Male Occupations,  The Donkey.