Dusty Underwear


One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the Hell is this?” he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. ‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She replied with a snicker, “It’s not talcum powder honey… it’s Miracle Grow!”

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19 Responses to “Dusty Underwear”

  1. samie Says:

    funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  2. Fatbro Says:

    very funny

  3. Rachelle Says:

    Good one..lol

  4. lover♥ Says:

    thats a goodone…doesnt every girl wish that…hahahaha

  5. Pinkey Says:

    whats talcum powder?

  6. ESCAPADE-STINKFLY Says:

    this is funny but a bit porny!!!!!!

  7. KrooKaBanger Says:

    damn she got em

  8. tiffanee Says:

    that was great i should try it to see if it works lol

  9. sami Says:

    its prety funny

  10. blablahahaha Says:

    its not funny hahaha.

  11. nhlanhla Says:

    stupendous….hahahahaha

  12. Zabu Says:

    LMAO! I wouldve used itching powder! Jerk.

  13. Shelley Says:

    that is very funny!!! -lol-

  14. Jade Bonner Says:

    i have dn this before unfortunatly it doesnt work. lol x

  15. Capster at school Says:

    well your gay for trying thing like that i would never do that
    stupid

  16. Dane Perry Says:

    great joke it is a crack up

  17. Kelso Says:

    Dude he jus got BURNED.Oh yea and Jade Bonner… ur an ass

  18. JIMMY Says:

    loolers i almost wee’d

  19. smiley Says:

    BURN
    ha

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