Dusty Underwear
One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the Hell is this?” he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. ‘April,’ he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She replied with a snicker, “It’s not talcum powder honey… it’s Miracle Grow!”
What'd You Think?
(43 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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September 28th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
September 28th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
very funny
September 28th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Good one..lol
September 28th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
thats a goodone…doesnt every girl wish that…hahahaha
September 28th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
whats talcum powder?
September 30th, 2007 at 6:29 am
this is funny but a bit porny!!!!!!
October 1st, 2007 at 11:02 am
damn she got em
October 4th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
that was great i should try it to see if it works lol
October 6th, 2007 at 3:56 am
its prety funny
October 6th, 2007 at 5:48 am
its not funny hahaha.
October 6th, 2007 at 10:11 am
stupendous….hahahahaha
October 6th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
LMAO! I wouldve used itching powder! Jerk.
October 9th, 2007 at 9:03 am
that is very funny!!! -lol-
October 10th, 2007 at 5:00 am
i have dn this before unfortunatly it doesnt work. lol x
October 12th, 2007 at 9:45 am
well your gay for trying thing like that i would never do that
stupid
October 17th, 2007 at 12:09 am
great joke it is a crack up
October 30th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Dude he jus got BURNED.Oh yea and Jade Bonner… ur an ass
December 5th, 2007 at 11:00 am
loolers i almost wee’d
April 21st, 2008 at 1:31 pm
BURN
ha