The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records and actually happened...
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
The youngest son, the [...]
Dumb Court Questions
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Dumb Court Questions was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 1:56 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Stupid Jokes.
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hilarious!!!
they must be really stupid
were they blond by any chance?
And I thought lawyers were suppost to be smart..
OMG i couldnt quit laughing………..people in here thought i was going crazii cus i kept laughin
hilariousssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!
FUNNY, WE WERE CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!! it really seems you have everything but that is really cooli every cool occassions
this was too funny..some of those questions really made me laugh loudly
lol best joke on here imo
thats so true and have come out hilarious
I loved all the questions. Each funnier than the other. I feel like enjoying them again and again.
ROFLMAO people seriously said stuff like that?! XD
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tyomis cool
This is the funniest joke
they’r totally hilarious…..
one thought can explain these lawyers: Sometimes they screw other people over; othertimes they screw themselves over.