DUI Test

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad [...]

DUI Test

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DUI Test was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:55 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Walk The Line, The M.U.N.S.A. Test, Mommy Test, Los Angeles Math Test, Chinese Torture Test.

10 Comments to “DUI Test”

• mailman says says:

  September 18, 2007 at 7:36 pm

  THAT WAZ GREAT!!!!
• zar says:

  September 19, 2007 at 12:31 am

  LOL. u really made me laugh people.
• Sally says:

  October 15, 2007 at 12:52 pm

  yea that was a good one
• Pinkey says:

  October 15, 2007 at 11:00 pm

  Funny, I loved it:)
• hannah bananabell says:

  January 3, 2009 at 10:24 pm

  hahahahaha my fell out of her chair because that was funny
• mommy says not to talk to strangers says:

  March 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm

  now THAT was a funny one.
• Chiquilla says:

  September 9, 2009 at 6:57 pm

  lmao that was HIGH-larious
• LOL says:

  September 25, 2009 at 6:11 pm

  ive seen this before in another category.
  good one though
• diabetes says:

  October 27, 2009 at 9:31 am

  peeing with diabetes does not give a low blood sugar.
• englishlesson says:

  November 3, 2009 at 9:33 am

  LOL This Is Funnie