Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a [...]

Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…

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Dude, There’s A Cork In Your… was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 at 4:50 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Dude Gets Pizza Tattoo on Head , LoL’ers – Dude Arrested For Farting On Cop , Golf Genie , Three Wishes , Millions of Stars .

12 Comments to “Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…”

• Bryan says:

  August 24, 2007 at 11:07 am

  LOL VERY FUNNY cork up his ass coz he wanted no shit
• hoonz says:

  August 24, 2007 at 7:35 pm

  LOL no shit… i wouldve jus taken away his arsehole.. fook the cork
• Will says:

  September 3, 2007 at 9:34 am

  Hahaha! That one made me laugh !
• RoRo says:

  September 24, 2007 at 10:55 pm

  hahahahhahaha! that was funny! no shit!
• elizabeth says:

  September 27, 2007 at 2:19 pm

  nice.
• Pinkey says:

  October 11, 2007 at 7:40 pm

  HAHAHAHAH!!!!!THERES A CORK IN YOUR ASS!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!1
• robyn says:

  October 25, 2007 at 2:40 pm

  wow..
• BABE~GURL says:

  October 29, 2007 at 4:32 pm

  ROFL thats awsome
• Justin says:

  November 18, 2007 at 1:26 am

  funny, it was sweet and to the point
• Miranda says:

  November 19, 2007 at 8:14 pm

  lol
  that was a good one
  =]
• NEVE says:

  December 1, 2009 at 6:15 am

  lmao Hoonz comment made me laugh more tha th joke
• Brad Pitt says:

  March 17, 2010 at 2:54 am

  Hey Brian, i think everyone get’s the joke.