Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…


Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
He says, “How’d you get a cork in your ass?”

The other guy says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, “I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish.”

And I said, “No shit.”

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Dude, There’s A Cork In Your… was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 at 4:50 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Win $10,000,  English To Chinese Translator,  Restroom Conversation,  Hell’s Not So Bad Anymore,  Dude Gets Pizza Tattoo on Head.


10 Responses to “Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…”

  1. Bryan Says:
    August 24th, 2007 at 11:07 am

    LOL VERY FUNNY cork up his ass coz he wanted no shit

  2. hoonz Says:
    August 24th, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    LOL no shit… i wouldve jus taken away his arsehole.. fook the cork

  3. Will Says:
    September 3rd, 2007 at 9:34 am

    Hahaha! That one made me laugh !

  4. RoRo Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    hahahahhahaha! that was funny! no shit! :P

  5. elizabeth Says:
    September 27th, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    nice.

  6. Pinkey Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    HAHAHAHAH!!!!!THERES A CORK IN YOUR ASS!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!1

  7. robyn Says:
    October 25th, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    wow..

  8. BABE~GURL Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    ROFL thats awsome

  9. Justin Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 1:26 am

    funny, it was sweet and to the point

  10. Miranda Says:
    November 19th, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    lol
    that was a good one
    =]

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