Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…


Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish."

And I said, "No shit."

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Dude, There’s A Cork In Your… was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 at 4:50 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Dude Gets Pizza Tattoo on Head , LoL’ers – Dude Arrested For Farting On Cop , Golf Genie , Three Wishes , Millions of Stars .


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