Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…


Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.
He says, “How’d you get a cork in your ass?”

The other guy says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, “I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish.”

And I said, “No shit.”

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10 Responses to “Dude, There’s A Cork In Your…”

  1. Bryan Says:

    LOL VERY FUNNY cork up his ass coz he wanted no shit

  2. hoonz Says:

    LOL no shit… i wouldve jus taken away his arsehole.. fook the cork

  3. Will Says:

    Hahaha! That one made me laugh !

  4. RoRo Says:

    hahahahhahaha! that was funny! no shit! :P

  5. elizabeth Says:

    nice.

  6. Pinkey Says:

    HAHAHAHAH!!!!!THERES A CORK IN YOUR ASS!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!1

  7. robyn Says:

    wow..

  8. BABE~GURL Says:

    ROFL thats awsome

  9. Justin Says:

    funny, it was sweet and to the point

  10. Miranda Says:

    lol
    that was a good one
    =]

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