Drunk Thief

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with [...]

Drunk Thief

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Drunk Thief was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:54 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Backseat Driver , 15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing , A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer , Drunk Poker , Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk .

11 Comments to “Drunk Thief”

• BABE~GURL says:

  November 14, 2007 at 5:16 pm

  lol sweet… i can totally see one of my friends doing that
• Shanon says:

  July 18, 2008 at 10:34 am

  my gandma says she remembers this joke from when she was in the 3rd grade. this is so old and so not funny anymore
• hannah bananabell says:

  January 3, 2009 at 10:18 pm

  hehe that almost happened to my friend’s friend. LOL
• Tears '.' says:

  January 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm

  Your grandma must be 30 years old than
• mommy says not to talk to strangers says:

  March 17, 2009 at 12:42 pm

  this joke comes in the dumb blonde variety too!
• tim says:

  April 26, 2009 at 12:14 pm

  lol……i remember a friend’s sister’s child’s friend this happening to her friend’s daughter’s cousin’s mom.
• Shah Jahan says:

  May 21, 2009 at 1:37 am

  He he nice joke
• gfdsgsd says:

  December 4, 2009 at 10:06 am

  this joke is on here! Seriously if took out all repeated jokes from this site there would only be about 75 pages
• zeinabb says:

  September 1, 2010 at 1:18 am

  this is the best joke i have ever heard and i have heard alot. i love the joke
• rico says:

  September 23, 2010 at 2:39 am

  Its okay.
• I says:

  October 21, 2010 at 5:58 am

  rofl