Drunk Thief
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
“Never mind,” he said with a hiccup, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”
What'd You Think?

(18 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
November 14th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
lol sweet… i can totally see one of my friends doing that
July 18th, 2008 at 10:34 am
my gandma says she remembers this joke from when she was in the 3rd grade. this is so old and so not funny anymore