Drunk Thief

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

“Never mind,” he said with a hiccup, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”

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Drunk Thief was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:54 pm. It was filed under Bar Jokes, Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer,  Free Drinks,  Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk,  15 Rules Of Drunk Dialing,  Win $10,000.