Drunk Thief
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
What'd You Think?
(86 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
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lol sweet… i can totally see one of my friends doing that
my gandma says she remembers this joke from when she was in the 3rd grade. this is so old and so not funny anymore
hehe that almost happened to my friend’s friend. LOL
Your grandma must be 30 years old than
this joke comes in the dumb blonde variety too!
lol……i remember a friend’s sister’s child’s friend this happening to her friend’s daughter’s cousin’s mom.
He he nice joke
this joke is on here! Seriously if took out all repeated jokes from this site there would only be about 75 pages
this is the best joke i have ever heard and i have heard alot. i love the joke
Its okay.
rofl