Drunk Poker
A man walked into a bar room one day. He walked up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks". The bartender said, "No problem sir, but I'll need to see some money first". The guy pulls out a huge wad of bills and sets them on [...]
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funny bu haerd it b4 on the movie desperado
i thought this was funny and i heard it but your site and jokes are still funny
heehee, pretty funny. but not so much.
HAHAHAHA YHHH..
Dats just not funni ..
What isn’t funny is Melissa’s spelling and about 3/4 of the other people who reply to this website.
pretty funny
Hahaha that was really funny, great jokes on this site!
thats just stupid, this joke has made the rounds to many times, not to mention the fact that this joke was totally ripped of from the movie desperado.
you watched the movie first didn’t you… didn’t you?
wow, you added the extra bits about the biting of the eye, you’re a genious, i mean just by adding a few bits to another old joke turns it into a completely new joke moreover it makes it completely compelling not to mention original.
ps i was being sarcastic, just in case you was dumb enough not to realise that as well
kinda funny
haha i thought it was clever.
mellisa’s face is funny
haha! i actually thought it was pretty funny!
jesse that was hillarious, ohh and I thought that joke was hillarious also
An ecxellent joke who cares what people still excellent.A bit hard to type while laughing. And Jesse and Jordan Just back off from Melissa okay and go and mind your own p’s and q’s
ewww who would wanna eat there own eye it is totaly impossable i dont like it at all
haha i kant spwll tht woz a funni johke
i mean spell…
Funny i luv it i added to my site
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dat was real wack.. it got boring!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
died laughing
R.W.L(rest with laughter)
Ha-ha-ha how lame to copycat other people’s jokes
excuse me, but this joke was around BEFORE the movine desperado. and look, this site does not have all new jokes. there are some old ones. new jokes are just old jokes we have not heard before. dumbasses
I love the movie desperado.
ha
so i heard you liek Mudkipz?
It wasnt as funny as i thought it would be