Driving Through Texas

Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that? The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. [...]

Driving Through Texas

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Driving Through Texas was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:54 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , A Midget Down In Texas , Survivor, Texas Style , Fun Things To Do While Driving , Proper Redneck Ways To Behave While Driving , Nude Driver Accused Of Trying To Run Down Troopers In Truck .

9 Comments to “Driving Through Texas”

• Reece says:

  August 19, 2007 at 12:01 pm

  Not Very Funny At All
• Wolf Child says:

  September 20, 2007 at 9:48 am

  You must be female ]. Most men have an ego that is beyond comprehension for most women, like girl talk. We can’t understand most of it. They think they are the toughest thing in the world. The cop knew about it, because well he’s a guy.
• Amy says:

  October 9, 2007 at 1:28 am

  haha funny i agree with WolfChild girls suck
• Evan says:

  December 3, 2007 at 11:03 pm

  i know i would’ve said that lol
• Tears '.' says:

  December 18, 2008 at 2:35 pm

  I would have said that shit to
• kourtnie13 says:

  April 27, 2009 at 3:08 pm

  first off all they dont do that in Texas and second of all im a girl and that joke was made up by guy and third of all there aint nothin wrong with being a girl …jerks…
• john says:

  April 29, 2009 at 11:18 am

  @ kourtnie13 your being a C. u. n. t.
• Jack says:

  June 24, 2009 at 7:46 am

  I’m a chick and if that cop tried that stuff with me, he’d be screwed.
• Jack says:

  January 5, 2010 at 10:29 pm

  OH NO! My parents named me after a girl!