Driving Through Texas
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, "I wish that sucker would've tried that stuff with me!"
What'd You Think?
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Not Very Funny At All
You must be female
]. Most men have an ego that is beyond comprehension for most women, like girl talk. We can’t understand most of it. They think they are the toughest thing in the world. The cop knew about it, because well he’s a guy.
haha funny i agree with WolfChild girls suck
i know i would’ve said that lol
I would have said that shit to
first off all they dont do that in Texas and second of all im a girl and that joke was made up by guy and third of all there aint nothin wrong with being a girl …jerks…
@ kourtnie13 your being a C. u. n. t.
I’m a chick and if that cop tried that stuff with me, he’d be screwed.
OH NO! My parents named me after a girl!