Double Barrel
Little Johnny kept getting into trouble for disrupting his third grade class, seems he was regularly busting out obnoxiouysly loud farts.
His teacher kept him after school to have a talk with him and, maybe, resolve the problem. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, "I do it because [...]
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lol if my pe teacher had done tht she would be all over the webby now miss gent goddamn shes fit
i dont get it, wots a double barrel?
nor do i? double barrel? ???? im confused!
genious take a look between a ladys legs she has 2 holes butt and vagina hence the word double barrel
OMG i think 3rd graders check out this site seriously.
its a play on words you stupid morons. some jokes play on word requiring the listener of the joke to come to their own conclusion, which is the beauty of any comical activity.
and if you cant picture why the kid said double barrel then seriously, jump off a building or buy some p#rn and figure it out!!!
OMG U IDIOTS I BET NONE OF U HAVE EVEN KISSD A GIRL !
GIRL?????? Kissed?????? i get it
EW
not that funny if some of you all came to my school you would have been rollin on the floor i know dumb blonds who tell better jokes with more sence
Hey janice, I’m a blond and that offends me because I’m not dumb. My brother on the other hand…
omg that was rude
if any of you had any sense left in you you’d shut up about blondes.
Thats pretty funny i wish i could have gotten in that teachers pants damn it
I think it’s freakn hilarious! And you can’t say that about all blondes! I was born blonde (ud never know that now) and i’m not dumb!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This joke can only be humorous to pedifiles, really.
Absolutely lame!
Let’s not even mention the legal issues if such a thing had truly ever happened.
Ew!
Hey, if blondes aren’t dumb then why are there so many jokes about them. Plus every single one of you who claims to be blonde and not dumb can’t spell worth of sh*t. Great job counterdicting yourselves.
Damn that does’nt sound like a Little Johnny JOke( BORING!!!!)
In Regards to: janice Says:
November 14th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
not that funny if some of you all came to my school you would have been rollin on the floor i know dumb blonds who tell better jokes with more sence
You should not cut people down, when you can’t Spell words yourself… lol. Nice try though. The correct spelling of the words are….. Rolling…, and sense… haha Janice is a Dumb Ass.
A DOUBLE-BARREL IS HER ASS AND HER VAGINA
lol thats funny i get it
hey TheMage i am blonde and i am the most intelligent student in my sixth form college and am getting straight A*s in every lesson i take which is every class my college offers.
“TheMage” is a dips!-!it, firstly, it’s contradict, not ‘counterdict’, dumb@$$, and if you want to know the reason there are so many blonde jokes on here, there’s this little thing called “stereotyping” and because you’re such a douche, [ someone like you may wanna look that up, too ] I’ll tell you what stereotyping is. It’s when dumbf*cks like you think you’re cool because you make fun of people of a certain description. “Blonde’s are dumb” or “Asians are nerdy”. Quit making fun of people.
Ignoramus. [ Look that up, too. ]
If you have something to say to me, e-mail chris.stooge@gmail.com
whoever is complaining about blondes, u r retarted. this was not a blonde joke; it was a little johnny joke. where is your brain, blondes. are u proving your wotrh?
I think the one who needs to prove his worth is TheMage.
you’re all sad.
its a joke not a penis fest
sort your lives out
Chris. Says:
April 24th, 2008 at 4:03 am
I think the one who needs to prove his worth is TheMage.
i mean… what the hell…? are you some kind of cretin?
if u ddnt find this funny u r so full of s**t.was caught fired n i almost got laughing ha ha ha ha
was caught fired n i almost got laughing???!!?? U r e one who is “so full of s**t”
Ok i Wanted every one to know that a double barrel is a butt hole and a va jay jay
this as made my day a wadafu one
What a Bunch of weirdo’s
The joke is funny leave it at that
(o)(o)
!!!!!!!!!hilarious!!!!!!!!!!i loved it
i get it lol
Dumb aszzz joke,Blondesz are hoesz!!!!
wow joke was kind of funny but seriously guys don’t get offended over everything . . . its not worth it
LIl jonny is very nasty! bt funny LOL!
lol dats a ggod joke
some ppl mybe too young to understand this joke.. if u don’t wanna help explaining then juz shut up.. if u do however then good..
“persons corrector says:
its a play on words you stupid morons. some jokes play on word requiring the listener of the joke to come to their own conclusion, which is the beauty of any comical activity.
and if you cant picture why the kid said double barrel then seriously, jump off a building or buy some p#rn and figure it out!!!” =(
lol…double barrel good one
eah, teh… but seriously blondes don’t get offended over everything, i know alot of blonde jokes, and it doesnt matter what coloer ur heair is.. i think i spell some sh*t wrong you know, so plz do correct me eah..:Plol
btw just laugh that the joke its hillarious
If that thing happens, you Must:
1.Take a picture of it,and then copy it
2. Tell the teacher you will deleate the picture if she gives you an A
3. Deleate one of the pictures and send the others to all your friends
hahahahahaha gotta luv little Johnny Jokes!!!!!!
a double barrell is a shotgun with 2 barrells for those of you who dont know