Double Barrel
Little Johnny kept getting into trouble for disrupting his third grade class, seems he was regularly busting out obnoxiouysly loud farts.
His teacher kept him after school to have a talk with him and, maybe, resolve the problem. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, “I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I’m proud of it.” The teacher, in a moment of despiration, says, “If I show you I can do it better than you, will you stop?”
Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper. The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted but when she was done, there wasn’t a trace of chalk dust left on the paper.
Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked underneath her skirt.
“No wonder you won!” he exclaimed indignantly,”you’ve got a Double-Barrel!”
What'd You Think?
(71 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)
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September 19th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
lol if my pe teacher had done tht she would be all over the webby now miss gent goddamn shes fit
September 21st, 2007 at 5:25 am
i dont get it, wots a double barrel?
September 25th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
nor do i? double barrel? ???? im confused!
September 26th, 2007 at 2:21 am
genious take a look between a ladys legs she has 2 holes butt and vagina hence the word double barrel
October 5th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
OMG i think 3rd graders check out this site seriously.
October 7th, 2007 at 10:15 am
its a play on words you stupid morons. some jokes play on word requiring the listener of the joke to come to their own conclusion, which is the beauty of any comical activity.
and if you cant picture why the kid said double barrel then seriously, jump off a building or buy some p#rn and figure it out!!!
October 14th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
OMG U IDIOTS I BET NONE OF U HAVE EVEN KISSD A GIRL !
October 21st, 2007 at 12:00 am
GIRL?????? Kissed?????? i get it
November 11th, 2007 at 11:26 am
EW
November 14th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
not that funny if some of you all came to my school you would have been rollin on the floor i know dumb blonds who tell better jokes with more sence
November 14th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Hey janice, I’m a blond and that offends me because I’m not dumb. My brother on the other hand…
November 19th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
omg that was rude
November 23rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
if any of you had any sense left in you you’d shut up about blondes.
December 5th, 2007 at 10:18 am
Thats pretty funny i wish i could have gotten in that teachers pants damn it
December 14th, 2007 at 11:14 am
I think it’s freakn hilarious! And you can’t say that about all blondes! I was born blonde (ud never know that now) and i’m not dumb!
January 4th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 18th, 2008 at 6:07 am
This joke can only be humorous to pedifiles, really.
Absolutely lame!
Let’s not even mention the legal issues if such a thing had truly ever happened.
Ew!
January 28th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Hey, if blondes aren’t dumb then why are there so many jokes about them. Plus every single one of you who claims to be blonde and not dumb can’t spell worth of sh*t. Great job counterdicting yourselves.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Damn that does’nt sound like a Little Johnny JOke( BORING!!!!)
February 7th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
In Regards to: janice Says:
November 14th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
not that funny if some of you all came to my school you would have been rollin on the floor i know dumb blonds who tell better jokes with more sence
You should not cut people down, when you can’t Spell words yourself… lol. Nice try though. The correct spelling of the words are….. Rolling…, and sense… haha Janice is a Dumb Ass.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
A DOUBLE-BARREL IS HER ASS AND HER VAGINA
March 25th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
lol thats funny i get it
March 28th, 2008 at 10:50 am
hey TheMage i am blonde and i am the most intelligent student in my sixth form college and am getting straight A*s in every lesson i take which is every class my college offers.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
“TheMage” is a dips!-!it, firstly, it’s contradict, not ‘counterdict’, dumb@$$, and if you want to know the reason there are so many blonde jokes on here, there’s this little thing called “stereotyping” and because you’re such a douche, [ someone like you may wanna look that up, too ] I’ll tell you what stereotyping is. It’s when dumbf*cks like you think you’re cool because you make fun of people of a certain description. “Blonde’s are dumb” or “Asians are nerdy”. Quit making fun of people.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Ignoramus. [ Look that up, too. ]
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
If you have something to say to me, e-mail chris.stooge@gmail.com
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:23 am
whoever is complaining about blondes, u r retarted. this was not a blonde joke; it was a little johnny joke. where is your brain, blondes. are u proving your wotrh?
April 24th, 2008 at 4:03 am
I think the one who needs to prove his worth is TheMage.