Three golfing buddies died in an auto accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter told them they were welcome to play the course, but he cautioned them with one rule: “Don’t step on the ducks.”
The men had blank expressions on their faces, [...]
Don’t Step On The Ducks
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Don’t Step On The Ducks was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 30th, 2007 at 10:38 amin Golf Jokes, Jokes, Religious Jokes.
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i didnt read that cus it is to long so shorten it up stupid but head
i liked it a lot…. i get it and it made sense…..(1 of the first that i read and made sense)
Shayla after following your comments on a majority of these posts…I am dumbfounded. Please ask your English teacher what he/she did wrong.
oh by the way i love peking duck
hahahahahahaha! vry good joke, heard another one similiar! all funny!
I’m sorry shayla but just because you don’t have an attention span that exceeds that of a squirrel the writer of the joke is a butt-head (great mind-set there)
Hehe. Lurn too spel peepoleses! Lol, I durd dat (spalted rawng) awn pawrpose.
hey guys lay off shayla geez shes probably a six year old who thought she found a good site till she got bagged on her comments.
the joke was quite clever btw not hilarious but clever, i like that.
That was funny. I reed more =)