Don’t Mention It

30 Things You Never Say to a Naked Man...

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no... a flash headache.

11. (giggle and point)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.

Don’t Mention It was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 12:11 pmin Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Sixty Things Women Should NOT Say To A Guy In Bed, Journey On A Train Carriage, Light Bulb Jokes, Why Women are Better Than Men 1-20, How Many Women With PMS Does It Take?.