Do You Have Any Grapes?

A duck walks into a convenient store and asks, " Do you sell any grapes here?". The manager says, " No, we don't sell grapes." The next day the duck waddles into the store and asks, "Do you sell grapes here?". The manager says, " No, we don't." The third day the duck meanders into [...]

Do You Have Any Grapes?

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Do You Have Any Grapes? was written by F&J Staff on Monday, August 13th, 2007 at 9:58 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Grapes and Doughnuts , Seeing Eye Dog , Blonde The Builder , Some Pretty Funny Short Jokes , Rectum Deodorant .

9 Comments to “Do You Have Any Grapes?”

• Heather says:

  August 13, 2007 at 11:20 am

  This joke is really stupid!
• F&J Staff says:

  August 13, 2007 at 11:28 am

  I thought it was cute myself Heather.
• Gabrielle says:

  August 14, 2007 at 7:54 am

  I agree with the staff this joke is really cute.
• Spamlo says:

  August 15, 2007 at 6:12 am

  What kind of convenience store is this that doesn’t sell anything?
• Ash says:

  August 17, 2007 at 12:59 pm

  STUPID
• RoRo says:

  September 25, 2007 at 7:42 pm

  hahahahhahaahaha! that was really lame!
  it was pretty predictable!
• Rhys says:

  February 7, 2009 at 6:52 am

  lol i liked it
• Stephen says:

  November 9, 2010 at 11:34 pm

  Great joke. It works better if it’s a hardware store.

  “Do you have any nails?”

  “No, actually, we’re… we’re waiting for ‘em to come in.”

  “In that case…. do you have any grapes?”
• Anna Kinard says:

  December 17, 2010 at 9:44 am

  This is so stupid but funny at the same time! “WADDLE WADDLE…..”