Do You Have Any Grapes?
A duck walks into a convenient store and asks, ” Do you sell any grapes here?”. The manager says, ” No, we don’t sell grapes.”
The next day the duck waddles into the store and asks, “Do you sell grapes here?”. The manager says, ” No, we don’t.”
The third day the duck meanders into the store and asks, “Do you sell grapes here?” The manager says, ” Look! If I told you once, I told you three times, we dont see grapes here! The next time you come in here asking for grapes, I am going to nail your webbed feet to the wall!”
The following day the duck enters the store and asks, ” Do you have any nails?” The manager says, ” No. We don’t sell nails here.”
The duck says, ” GOOD. Do you have any grapes?”
What'd You Think?

(10 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)
August 13th, 2007 at 11:20 am
This joke is really stupid!
August 13th, 2007 at 11:28 am
I thought it was cute myself Heather.
August 14th, 2007 at 7:54 am
I agree with the staff this joke is really cute.
August 15th, 2007 at 6:12 am
What kind of convenience store is this that doesn’t sell anything?
August 17th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
STUPID
September 25th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
hahahahhahaahaha! that was really lame!

it was pretty predictable!