Do You Have Any Grapes?

A duck walks into a convenient store and asks, " Do you sell any grapes here?". The manager says, " No, we don't sell grapes."

The next day the duck waddles into the store and asks, "Do you sell grapes here?". The manager says, " No, we don't."

The third day the duck meanders into the store and asks, "Do you sell grapes here?" The manager says, " Look! If I told you once, I told you three times, we dont see grapes here! The next time you come in here asking for grapes, I am going to nail your webbed feet to the wall!"

The following day the duck enters the store and asks, " Do you have any nails?" The manager says, " No. We don't sell nails here."

The duck says, " GOOD. Do you have any grapes?"

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Do You Have Any Grapes? was written by F&J Staff on Monday, August 13th, 2007 at 9:58 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Grapes and Doughnuts , Seeing Eye Dog , Blonde The Builder , Some Pretty Funny Short Jokes , Rectum Deodorant .