Divorced Barbie
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”
The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”
“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”
What'd You Think?
(330 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
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January 6th, 2008 at 5:14 am
HAHAHA thats awsome LMFAO
January 12th, 2008 at 12:09 am
dumb
January 12th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
stupid…..
January 14th, 2008 at 9:06 am
full of stupidity
January 15th, 2008 at 11:17 am
i agree with u guys its stupid
January 15th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
thats so true… =’(
January 16th, 2008 at 6:20 am
sigh
January 16th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
oh boy
January 20th, 2008 at 12:41 am
idiotic
January 20th, 2008 at 2:13 am
That was soooo lame!!..this website is crack not one joke has honestly made me laugh!!! what a waste of space!!
January 24th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
sigh? i thought it was ok. in a cutesy kind of way.
oh well
i still luv u geri <3
January 30th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Joke was not funy!!!!
But the reader reviews made me laugh…
Ha Ha Ha
February 8th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
this joke is well crap
February 10th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
CrAPPY JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 10th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
CrAPPY JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is a crap joke
February 13th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
hahahahaha
February 19th, 2008 at 7:59 am
only funny if u r a babe but its so lame
February 19th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
this joke succccks don’t like it stupid joke
February 20th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
*Yawn* No funny.
February 28th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Joke is kwl lol. all of these ppl who gave bad responses cant even come up with a decent joke to save their lives thats y they read it. lmj
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:26 am
It was good I thought………………….cause it’s sOoOo True, lmao!
March 9th, 2008 at 10:28 am
this is why every girl wants to grow up and be like barbie
March 15th, 2008 at 9:33 am
rubbish! this site is CRAPPPP
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 am
goddd what a lame joke…get a life
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
drrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy!!!
March 24th, 2008 at 3:34 am
Im l€@ving thi$ $it€ rit€ n0w
March 26th, 2008 at 1:36 am
halarious. women, learn to laugh at yourselves, its the only way real men can deal with your selfish ways. stop reading women jokes if you can’t take them.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
hahahahahahaha that put a big smile on my face!!! :-);-)
March 28th, 2008 at 6:23 am
LMAO< stupid
April 18th, 2008 at 10:29 am
it was funny
(But im a girl so of course id think so)
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
that joke is lamo. i think you need to right better jokes to make me laugh!
Besides! I don’t even get the point.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 6:35 pm
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN COME ON! YOU DUMBOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I think you are really really lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.Did comonsense get knocked out of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a life retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 26th, 2008 at 11:03 am
lol funny ,
April 30th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
STUPID
May 8th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
how old r u lyk 12