Divorce Lawyer’s Judgement Day

A Chicago area divorce lawyer died and found his way to the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The lawyer thought for a moment and replied, "Last month I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this [...]

Divorce Lawyer’s Judgement Day

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Divorce Lawyer’s Judgement Day was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, December 1st, 2007 at 2:07 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Polish Divorce , A Marriage Made In Heaven , Honey, I Want A Divorce , Lawyers Are The Best Patients , Lawyers And Light Bulbs .

9 Comments to “Divorce Lawyer’s Judgement Day”

• NS MOLULA says:

  January 17, 2008 at 7:57 am

  PERFECT ONE HE DESERVES HELL
• christine says:

  February 23, 2008 at 8:34 am

  hahaha so funny he derserves hell hahaha
• Jezzebelle says:

  February 25, 2008 at 11:04 pm

  this could have been much better. . . really divorce attorneys are not the problem it is the divorcees . . .
• Allison says:

  February 28, 2008 at 10:49 pm

  IM with jezzebelle
• Jess says:

  March 18, 2008 at 9:20 pm

  divorcees arnt the problem, it is definately the lawyers, most people dont even know what it is they are arguing about, they just listen to there lawyer.
  funny joke though!
• Your Left Nut says:

  March 24, 2008 at 12:27 am

  as a lawyer im offended i mean just yesterday i gave a homeless man 10 cents WHAT MORE DOES GOD WANT!?just kidding i gave him 15 :p
• BABBII says:

  April 2, 2008 at 4:58 pm

  funny joke lawyers are so uptight!!
• Red Rivan says:

  February 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm

  thatz how ya know god still loves us
• West Side Story Fan says:

  July 12, 2010 at 4:41 pm

  I don’t want to hear ONE PERSON in real life talk about how they’re so getting into heaven with 50¢!