Divorce Lawyer’s Judgement Day

A Chicago area divorce lawyer died and found his way to the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The lawyer thought for a moment and replied, "Last month I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this [...]

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Divorce Lawyer’s Judgement Day was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, December 1st, 2007 at 2:07 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer , Lawyer Q and A , Honest Lawyer , Q&A Lawyer Jokes , More Lawyer Q and A .

8 Comments to “Divorce Lawyer’s Judgement Day”

NS MOLULA says:

January 17, 2008 at 7:57 am

PERFECT ONE HE DESERVES HELL
christine says:

February 23, 2008 at 8:34 am

hahaha so funny he derserves hell hahaha
Jezzebelle says:

February 25, 2008 at 11:04 pm

this could have been much better. . . really divorce attorneys are not the problem it is the divorcees . . .
Allison says:

February 28, 2008 at 10:49 pm

IM with jezzebelle
Jess says:

March 18, 2008 at 9:20 pm

divorcees arnt the problem, it is definately the lawyers, most people dont even know what it is they are arguing about, they just listen to there lawyer.
funny joke though!
Your Left Nut says:

March 24, 2008 at 12:27 am

as a lawyer im offended i mean just yesterday i gave a homeless man 10 cents WHAT MORE DOES GOD WANT!?just kidding i gave him 15 :p
BABBII says:

April 2, 2008 at 4:58 pm

funny joke lawyers are so uptight!!
Red Rivan says:

February 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm

thatz how ya know god still loves us