Diversified Construction Company
There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today’s work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs.
- He says to the Mexican guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.”
- He says to the Black guy, “You’re in charge of the dirt.”
- He says to the Asian guy, “You’re in charge of the supplies.”
After delegating out all the responsibilies he says, “I’m gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you’re all fired.” The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, “Nice work,” to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, “Nice work,” to the Black guy. He looks around and can’t find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, “Where the heck is that Asian guy?”
All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, ” SUPPLIES!”
What'd You Think?
(21 votes, average: 2.9 out of 5)
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August 20th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
thats soooo stupid!!
August 20th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
ha ha ha but i dont think u realise that u said the mexican guy twice… u mite want to read thru it b4 u put it up again!!! lol
August 20th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Thanks “Me”, I fixed it (oops)
August 20th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
thats awesome! helen…grow up
August 21st, 2007 at 7:42 pm
well i think that it was pretty funny to me
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:20 am
lmao, so awesome
August 23rd, 2007 at 4:10 pm
haha thats funny
August 24th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
hehe…funny.
August 30th, 2007 at 5:50 am
That’s not funny, it’s insensitive.
September 7th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
That was muy muy grande la classe, me llamo el love ito!
September 7th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
This “joke” is exceptionally lame and STUPID! However, I must
commend the writer for trying hard to use his mud-filled, reptile brain.
September 7th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Why thank you my Asian friend.
September 18th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
this joke crack me up.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:38 am
The joke was funny…Laugh you damn insensitive guy! If you don’t like jokes get out of here!
September 30th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
i don’t get it
October 5th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
i don’t get it either
October 5th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
is the asain guy saying that the dirt is supplies? if so, then thats not that funny.
October 7th, 2007 at 12:43 am
ryan ur a fkin dumb arse…
joke was gold
October 10th, 2007 at 5:57 am
the asian has a accent so he thinks supplies means SUPRISE!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:29 pm
I definitely don’t get it. Well I do, but it’s not as funny as the other ones.
November 1st, 2007 at 4:00 pm
why do people not expect to get pissed at racist jokes about their race?
just don’t read them if you can’t handle it.
November 14th, 2007 at 4:01 am
FRICKEN AWESOME JOKE!
LOL HAHAHAH
GET A LIFE HOANG!
December 5th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
We both thought it was freaking hilarious! We laughed for a good 10 minutes over this joke. Don’t let stupid ruin it for the rest of us!! Keep up the good work
December 13th, 2007 at 12:00 am
he dident say mexican twive dumbass
January 14th, 2008 at 5:37 am
I’m an Asian… and I think…………
It’s good!!! Wahahaha.. Hilarious..
March 24th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
lol F&J Staff dont worry about hoang, she’s probably one of those asians who speaks poor ingrish. I asian too and i think this joke good.