Diversified Construction Company


There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today’s work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs.

  • He says to the Mexican guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.”
  • He says to the Black guy, “You’re in charge of the dirt.”
  • He says to the Asian guy, “You’re in charge of the supplies.”

After delegating out all the responsibilies he says, “I’m gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you’re all fired.” The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.

At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, “Nice work,” to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, “Nice work,” to the Black guy. He looks around and can’t find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, “Where the heck is that Asian guy?”

All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, ” SUPPLIES!”

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26 Responses to “Diversified Construction Company”

  1. helen Says:

    thats soooo stupid!!

  2. Me Says:

    ha ha ha but i dont think u realise that u said the mexican guy twice… u mite want to read thru it b4 u put it up again!!! lol

  3. F&J Staff Says:

    Thanks “Me”, I fixed it (oops)

  4. nadoda Says:

    thats awesome! helen…grow up

  5. natalie Says:

    well i think that it was pretty funny to me

  6. Niro Says:

    lmao, so awesome

  7. adreiana Says:

    haha thats funny

  8. Twilight_surfer Says:

    hehe…funny.

  9. Asaph Says:

    That’s not funny, it’s insensitive.

  10. someone Says:

    That was muy muy grande la classe, me llamo el love ito!

  11. Hoang Says:

    This “joke” is exceptionally lame and STUPID! However, I must
    commend the writer for trying hard to use his mud-filled, reptile brain.

  12. F&J Staff Says:

    Why thank you my Asian friend.

  13. mailman says Says:

    this joke crack me up.

  14. Wolf Child Says:

    The joke was funny…Laugh you damn insensitive guy! If you don’t like jokes get out of here!

  15. katy Says:

    i don’t get it

  16. ryan Says:

    i don’t get it either

  17. ryan Says:

    is the asain guy saying that the dirt is supplies? if so, then thats not that funny.

  18. Amy Says:

    ryan ur a fkin dumb arse…

    joke was gold

  19. matty Says:

    the asian has a accent so he thinks supplies means SUPRISE!!!

  20. Earl Says:

    I definitely don’t get it. Well I do, but it’s not as funny as the other ones.

  21. dark knight Says:

    why do people not expect to get pissed at racist jokes about their race?
    just don’t read them if you can’t handle it.

  22. trashcan chainsaw Says:

    FRICKEN AWESOME JOKE!

    LOL HAHAHAH

    GET A LIFE HOANG!

  23. Elana And Janet Says:

    We both thought it was freaking hilarious! We laughed for a good 10 minutes over this joke. Don’t let stupid ruin it for the rest of us!! Keep up the good work

  24. kc Says:

    he dident say mexican twive dumbass

  25. DriftFactor Says:

    I’m an Asian… and I think…………

    It’s good!!! Wahahaha.. Hilarious..

  26. bob Says:

    lol F&J Staff dont worry about hoang, she’s probably one of those asians who speaks poor ingrish. I asian too and i think this joke good.

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