Dieting Comics and Cartoons


“Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.” That’s one of my all time favorite fat quotes. We’re not here about the quotes though, let’s do some comics.

You’ll lose weight on any strict diet, but mostly water… from crying.

Why does it take six weeks to lose five pounds, but only one day to gain it all back?

What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead twenty-four hours a day?

I must be eating right. I’m narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, just like the food pyramid.

If you’d like a healthy alternative, we can wrap your cheeseburger, french fries, and fruit pie in a low-fat tortilla.

Welcome to the weight loss forum. To lose one pound, double-click your mouse six million times.

Bada Bing! (I love saying that). At any rate, let’s throw some juicy text content in here too. How about a fat joke?

Girl: I’d like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.

Waiter: Did I hear you right? Did ou say top it off with a slice of cucumber?

Girl: Good heavens, you’re right! forget the cucumber – I’m on a diet

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6 Responses to “Dieting Comics and Cartoons”

  1. Ron Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    lol!

  2. tina pandya Says:
    October 18th, 2007 at 12:02 am

    “Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.” That’s one of my all time favorite fat quotes. We’re not here about the quotes though, let’s do some comics.

    Bada Bing! (I love saying that). At any rate, let’s throw some juicy text content in here too. How about a fat joke?

    Girl: I’d like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.

    Waiter: Did I hear you right? Did ou say top it off with a slice of cucumber?

    Girl: Good heavens, you’re right! forget the cucumber – I’m on a diet

  3. Jazz Says:
    October 19th, 2007 at 2:24 am

    lol

  4. Diana Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    lol datz funny n so true!!!

  5. Anti_christ Says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    lol thats freaking funny its true as well

  6. tom Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    GAY LIKE YO MOMA

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