Designated Decoy

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his [...]

Designated Decoy

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Designated Decoy was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, July 14th, 2007 at 10:45 amin Bar Jokes, Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Two Prostitutes, One Sign , DUI Test , Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer , Walk The Line , Cops Say The Darndest Things .

10 Comments to “Designated Decoy”

• joshua says:

  July 23, 2007 at 8:52 am

  Lol, wow thats kinda a good idea
• Chance says:

  August 6, 2007 at 10:30 am

  All: The joke’s great and I like this it’s generic (there’s many versions with a City provided), but it’s REALLY dumb to have the punch line as part of the URL. I’d suggest changing that. – Chance
• Josh R - Pneumatic says:

  August 27, 2007 at 12:45 am

  wow im so gonna pay a mate to do that for me.
• Ferdinand says:

  September 26, 2007 at 9:46 am

  This joke is really old but good
• POLLOCK!! says:

  August 19, 2008 at 10:26 am

  my name’s POLLOCK!!
• Tears '.' says:

  January 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm

  Dame I’m doing this for my brother
• whatever u say says:

  January 12, 2009 at 10:24 am

  simply lol
• Joseph says:

  February 2, 2009 at 8:42 am

  Ha ha ha
• gdfgsd says:

  December 2, 2009 at 9:38 am

  This joke is already on this site
• shire says:

  February 17, 2010 at 9:14 am

  thats is fing awsome lol