Designated Decoy


One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

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Designated Decoy was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, July 14th, 2007 at 10:45 am. It was filed under Bar Jokes, Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Two Prostitutes, One Sign, Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer, DUI Test, Walk The Line, 22 Miles Per Hour.


5 Responses to “Designated Decoy”

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    POLLOCK!! Says:
    August 19th, 2008 at 10:26 am

    my name’s POLLOCK!!

  2. 4
    Ferdinand Says:
    September 26th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    This joke is really old but good

  3. 3
    Josh R - Pneumatic Says:
    August 27th, 2007 at 12:45 am

    wow im so gonna pay a mate to do that for me.

  4. 2
    Chance Says:
    August 6th, 2007 at 10:30 am

    All: The joke’s great and I like this it’s generic (there’s many versions with a City provided), but it’s REALLY dumb to have the punch line as part of the URL. I’d suggest changing that. - Chance

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    joshua Says:
    July 23rd, 2007 at 8:52 am

    Lol, wow thats kinda a good idea

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