Designated Decoy
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
What'd You Think?
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Lol, wow thats kinda a good idea
All: The joke’s great and I like this it’s generic (there’s many versions with a City provided), but it’s REALLY dumb to have the punch line as part of the URL. I’d suggest changing that. – Chance
wow im so gonna pay a mate to do that for me.
This joke is really old but good
my name’s POLLOCK!!
Dame I’m doing this for my brother
simply lol
Ha ha ha
This joke is already on this site
thats is fing awsome lol