Depressing Blonde
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine...
"You're a dumb-looking button!" "You don't have much of a future, either!" "You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button!" "I've got better looking buttons than you in my dresser drawer!"
Thinking she [...]
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I love being a T-Girl dingy air-headed man loving, sex starved, always wanting more sex, blonde. That’s “ME” BriannaLynn Geier in Pittsburgh Pa.
not a very good joke could of been better
a reader,
sabrina
dumb
i dont get it
wtf that makes no effing sense
sICKO
i seriously don’t get it at all!
Not sure where the “DE” came from…
she wants ice out of machine so she is yelling at the buttons on the machine thinking she is making them depressed, so she will get ice! DO U GET IT NOW?
jacqui that still doent make ant sense
aight this is definatly the worst of the blonde jokes. makes no sense. wat do looks have to do with depress? and isnt it just press? this one needs a LOT mor work done on it.
don’t you guys know what DEPRESS means? I got it right away
i didnt really get it but why the hell did the first girl give her name and state i will be shocked if someone doesnt stalk her…=[
where did the DE come from?
LOL. I literally did “lol” and I’m at school in computer class. Everyone looked at me like I was stupid.
DEPRESS is used in this joke as an emotional context and as an action context. It’s a play on words and the blonde perceives the former.
dang everyone that read this joke was blonde seriously did noe of yall get it?