Depressing Blonde


A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine…

“You’re a dumb-looking button!” “You don’t have much of a future, either!” “You’re going to be replaced by a much better looking button!” “I’ve got better looking buttons than you in my dresser drawer!”

Thinking she flipped her lid, her boyfriend walks over to see what the fuss is about.

“What in the heck are you doing?” her boyfriend asks.

The blonde quickly points to the sign on the front of the machine that reads… “DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE”.

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Depressing Blonde was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 at 7:49 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Did You Hear About The Blonde?,  Blonde in a Rowboat,  Overweight Blonde,  Blonde Car Accident,  Mom Died - A Blonde’s Tragedy.


16 Responses to “Depressing Blonde”

  1. BriannaLynn Geier Says:
    June 29th, 2007 at 9:55 am

    I love being a T-Girl dingy air-headed man loving, sex starved, always wanting more sex, blonde. That’s “ME” BriannaLynn Geier in Pittsburgh Pa.

  2. sabrina Says:
    July 29th, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    not a very good joke could of been better
    a reader,
    sabrina

  3. mzmixalot Says:
    August 6th, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    dumb

  4. w/e Says:
    September 3rd, 2007 at 12:36 am

    i dont get it

  5. amy Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 10:45 pm

    wtf that makes no effing sense

  6. Courtney Says:
    September 14th, 2007 at 6:13 pm

    sICKO

  7. erica Says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 10:53 am

    i seriously don’t get it at all!

  8. Wolf Child Says:
    October 3rd, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Not sure where the “DE” came from…

  9. Jacqui Says:
    October 8th, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    she wants ice out of machine so she is yelling at the buttons on the machine thinking she is making them depressed, so she will get ice! DO U GET IT NOW?

  10. didi Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

    jacqui that still doent make ant sense

  11. bubba gump shrimp Says:
    October 18th, 2007 at 11:00 am

    aight this is definatly the worst of the blonde jokes. makes no sense. wat do looks have to do with depress? and isnt it just press? this one needs a LOT mor work done on it.

  12. some dude Says:
    October 19th, 2007 at 7:41 am

    don’t you guys know what DEPRESS means? I got it right away

  13. EvA... Says:
    October 21st, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    i didnt really get it but why the hell did the first girl give her name and state i will be shocked if someone doesnt stalk her…=[

  14. kid Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 4:57 pm

    where did the DE come from?

  15. Katlyn Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    LOL. I literally did “lol” and I’m at school in computer class. Everyone looked at me like I was stupid.

  16. WalkerOfWorlds Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 1:36 am

    DEPRESS is used in this joke as an emotional context and as an action context. It’s a play on words and the blonde perceives the former.

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