Definitely
A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”
First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.”
The teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black.”
A second little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.”
“Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, “Does a fart have lumps?”
The teacher looks horrified and says, “Johnny! Of course not!!!”
“OK…then I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants!”
What'd You Think?
(99 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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July 31st, 2007 at 4:32 pm
hah i get it
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:23 am
THIS IS SOO FRECKING FUNNYY =]]
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:23 am
THIS IS SOO FUNNYYY =]
August 7th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
that was funny
August 8th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
that was so freaking funny
August 11th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
omg lol
August 14th, 2007 at 8:33 am
lol..funny
August 26th, 2007 at 1:17 am
that wasnt funny at all how do u think thats funny it sucked ass
September 3rd, 2007 at 9:56 am
LOL! SOO GREAT! Im off to bed xD
September 6th, 2007 at 10:29 am
BWAHAHAHA
October 9th, 2007 at 11:12 am
LOLOLOLOLOL!
October 20th, 2007 at 1:20 am
To someone- so do you but thats beside the point!!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
October 25th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
To Ffff Ffff Ffffreakin hilarious-Yeah I agree with you totaly!!!!!!1 I loved that joke totaly
November 19th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
i loooove lil jhonny
November 28th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
LOL.I loved it.
April 6th, 2008 at 8:52 am
I like totally dont get it
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:15 pm
nice.
July 26th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :L thats so funny!!
August 29th, 2008 at 1:49 am
LMAO!!!ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
I wonder WHEN he did it…