Deer Hunting

It was Sunday morning when Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go nail the first deer of the season.

He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Judy, sitting there, fully decked out in camouflage overalls.

Bill asks her, “Ummm, What are you up to?”

Judy smiles, “I’m going hunting with you!”

Bill, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.

Two hours later they arrive at a game preserve just outside of Dallas, Texas.

Bill sets his overly anxious wife up safely in the deer stand and tells her, “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant…. much less a deer.

Not 15 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears a breakout of gunshots.

Quickly, Bill starts running back. As Bill gets closer to her stand, he hears Judy screaming, “Get away from my damn deer!”

Confused and frightened Bill races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her scream, “Get away from my fu#&in deer now!” followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now, within sight of where he had left his wife, Bill is surprised to see a Texas cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, “Okay, lady! You can have your fu#&in deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!”

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Deer Hunting was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:29 pm. It was filed under Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  What Tracks?,  One Liners 41-50,  Duck Hunting,  Moose Hunting,  Bear It From Behind.