Deer For Dinner


A rural family was given some venison from a friend. The wife carefully prepared deer steaks and served it to her husband and their children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what they were eating for dinner.

“Is is beef?” The daughter Julie asked.
“Nope.”

“Is it pork?” the son Will asked.
“Nope.”

“Heck, we don’t know, Dad!” Will exclaimed.

“I’ll give you a clue,” the Husband said, “It’s what your mom sometimes calls me.”

“Spit it out, Will!” cried Julie, “We’re eating Asshole!”

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Deer For Dinner was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, October 26th, 2008 at 9:25 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Are His Lights On?, Took My Wife To The Bar, Use It Or Lose It, Things You’ll Never Catch A Redneck Saying, Deer Hunting.


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