Peter was not feeling well, bad enough that his wife Sharon had to go and get the test results from the doctor.
“Now Sharon, I don’t exactly know what is the problem is — Peter may even die if he doesn’t get the right treatment. The only thing is the right treatment is going to seem a little strange. Peter needs to golf as often as he has strength and you need to give him all the sex he can handle.” Sharon nodded and left. When she got home, Peter was anxious to find out what his test results were.
“Well Sharon, what did Doctor have to say? Sharon looked him straight in the face. “Your gonna die.”