Dear Alcohol
First let me say that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings).
However, [...]




wow…so much to read…such little laughter
Yes quite lame…
this was probably the stupidest joke i have EVER read. it was too long and hella boring! BOOOOO
Wow!! I think I fell asleep after reading half of it and woke back up and started to read the rest but I said 4get it. Interesting but VERY BORING!
No affence but it sucked
pleaz stay away form those types of jokes and make them shorter no one want to read something that long for a joke. not your field.
that was a bit poo
I think some brain cells died of boredom.
TRruth, save it for the 12 steppers.
wait whose going to reply to the letter?
What?????????????????
Shockingly bad, just a serious waste of my time. I mean what was the point? Just so weak with no substance, I wanted to laugh not get annoyed that some idiot thinks they’re funny, just give up with the jokes, you’re not funny!
this is really stupid it shouldnt even be a blonde joke coz black and brown haired people can get really off their face too… trust me i know!!
im sorry but had to be the most retarded thing ive read in the past month maybe the joke thing isnt for you?
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this was the most unnessasary joke and it wasnt even funny it made me want to die
uhh, i dont even read and i waisted like ten min of my life reading that boring “joke” no offence to whoever wrote it but, ive read wayy better. it didnt even make since! sorry:’[
and it didnt even have to do with anything about blondes… brown and black haired ppl can get drunk too. im a blonde and i dont even drink. lol