Dead Presidents
George W. Bush, distraught over his worsening approval rating, was jogging through Washington in search of inspiration. Taking a break upon reaching the Washington Monument, he looks up for guidance and says, "George, you were one of our greatest Presidents, what should I do?"
Suddenly, a voice is heard from above. George Washington says to George W, "Abolish the I.R.S. and start over."
George W, amazed that he's actually talking to a past President, continues his job and this time stops at the Jefferson Memorial. Uttering a similar question to Thomas Jefferson, America's author of the Declaration of Independence and one of its great early philosophers, he asks "Thomas, you've never had these kinds of problems. What can I do to rally people behind me?" Again a voice from above answers, "Welfare is not working, abolish it and start over."
Upon hearing such great advice, George gets excited and plans on going to all the historical sites for guidance. Next stop is the Lincoln Memorial to see President Abraham Lincoln, who met his untimely death after winning the Civil War and keeping the country unified. "Abe, I need your help, people are losing confidence in me and they no longer trust me. What should I do?" After a substantial pause Abe replies, "Take the day off George. Go the the theatre."
What'd You Think?
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haha..
sucked
funny it was.that was a bad idea from a past president
Yeah, maybe he should invite obama and hillary with him
It was funny
Gay
This was the worse joke ever it was lame
not good.
thats stupid and not even funny
heh heh boo!
NOT FUNNY…AND JsnsWfy is rascist!!!
If I ever find who made up this horrible tasteles joke i will kill you with my bare hands.
just kidding
But not really, it didnt even make me smile :’(
thats a guy with depression.
you know my uncle is depressed. he is on my mothers side. He also drinks alot. its like he is slowly killing himself, and everyone around him. its quite sad
Now im depressed
I hate everybody
that joke was older than your moms kick start vibrater. you guys are poasers.
You suck PoaserHater suck it
hahahah! That’s one of my favorite jokes.
For those of you who don’t get it, Abraham Lincoln was killed while at the theater
lol im not an american but i get da joke whats up with u people wake up
lol
I dont get it. Will some one please explain it to me? I know i’m an idiot so please explain! Thanks.
unequivically the stupidest and worst joke i’ve ever heard.
unequivically the stupidest and worst joke i’ve ever heard!!!!!
so stupid i had to say it twice the same way and once this way!!!!!
i think bush should follow abe’s advice.i’ll personally be at the theatre, waiting!!
…..i swear i’ll b waiting for him but there will be two of us doing so,ME & MY REVOLVER!!
this was really gay.
retarted
Lol.. funny
)
kinda dumb:(
i dont get it
ohhh okay i get it now!
spac joke
stupid juss stupid
I DONT GET IT. OR MAYBE I’M LOOKING FOR A FUNNIER ANSWER.
i dun get it:S
That joke wasn’t funny and made noooooo sense…..
stupidest joke ever!!
…wow
we prolly should get obama and clinton in with him. hopesfully, mccain will follow
hopefully**
I get it, but even though I can’t stand Bush either it still wasn’t particularly funny. It got a slight grin at best from me.
JsnsWfy: “Yeah, maybe he should invite obama and hillary with him”
a.slfd;glaksjfgaslfdg: “NOT FUNNY…and JsnsWfy is a racist!”
How the hell is JsnsWfy’s comment racist in any way??? Just because it mentions a black man does not mean that it is discriminatory against said black man. People like a.slfd;glaksjfgaslfdg disgust me; they bring up racism at completely inappropriate and unnecessary times, when it is clearly and completely unrelated to whatever the discussion is about. All JsnsWfy said was that he/she wanted Obama and Hillary Clinton, two of the most famous liberals in 2008/2009, to die. That is not a racist comment at all. It is an anti-liberal comment in the exact same way as the original “joke” (if you can truly call it that) is an anti-conservative comment.
sukd toes..
stupid joke