Dead Daddy Long Legs

A little girl was playing in the garden next to her father when she noticed two large spiders on top of each other, apparently mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other [...]

Dead Daddy Long Legs

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Dead Daddy Long Legs was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 12th, 2008 at 12:46 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Who’s Yo Daddy? , Your Dog Is Dead , Passed Away , Dead Presidents , Mommy Test .

9 Comments to “Dead Daddy Long Legs”

• Chelsea says:

  June 14, 2008 at 7:28 pm

  Hehehe that was cute!
• SKN says:

  July 9, 2008 at 8:28 am

  didnt get it.
• GSS says:

  August 23, 2008 at 7:19 am

  didn’t get in either.
• GSS says:

  August 23, 2008 at 7:20 am

  it*
• alex says:

  August 24, 2008 at 11:51 pm

  she thought they were gay! How could you not get it?
• Ashley says:

  December 3, 2008 at 3:20 pm

  lmao
• TriinaxL says:

  June 7, 2009 at 8:18 pm

  lol awwwh little girls !!!!
• person says:

  July 7, 2009 at 11:21 am

  hahahahaha omg too cute and too funny!!!
• Anon says:

  July 9, 2009 at 1:57 am

  That was a hate crime!