Dead Daddy Long Legs
A little girl was playing in the garden next to her father when she noticed two large spiders on top of each other, apparently mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."
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Hehehe that was cute!
didnt get it.
didn’t get in either.
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she thought they were gay! How could you not get it?
lmao
lol awwwh little girls !!!!
hahahahaha omg too cute and too funny!!!
That was a hate crime!
It so amazing children are aware of those gay things nowadays. ehehe. funny!
wtf thats not how it goes. here. idiots xD
A little girl was playing in the back yard next to her father when she noticed two large spiders on top of each other, apparently mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.
“They’re mating,” her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.
“That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered.
“So, the other one is a mommy long legs?” the little girl asked.
“No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy long legs.”
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
“im not having none of that gay **** in my back yard.”
Hilarious