Dead Daddy Long Legs
A little girl was playing in the garden next to her father when she noticed two large spiders on top of each other, apparently mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.
“They’re mating,” her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.
“That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered.
“So, the other one is a mommy long legs?” the little girl asked.
“No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy long legs.”
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
“Well, we’re not having any of THAT in our garden.”
What'd You Think?

(26 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
June 14th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Hehehe that was cute!
July 9th, 2008 at 8:28 am
didnt get it.
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:19 am
didn’t get in either.
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:20 am
it*
August 24th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
she thought they were gay! How could you not get it?