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Dayvorce

The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres." The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do [...]

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Dayvorce was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:17 amin Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Polish Divorce , Morning Worship , Three Kick Rule , Who’s Cows? , One Liners 21-30 .

3 Comments to “Dayvorce”

nessa says:

November 10, 2007 at 6:41 pm

red neck joke
RAD19 says:

January 17, 2008 at 3:49 pm

o.0
hannah bananabell says:

January 3, 2009 at 10:39 pm

harharhar not really funny

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