Dayvorce

The farmer went into a lawyer’s office and said, “I want one of them there dayvorces.”

The lawyer said, “Do you have grounds?”

The farmer said, “Yes, I have 140 acres.”

The lawyer said, “No you don’t understand. Do you have a case?”

The farmer said, “No, I have a John Deere.”

The lawyer said, “You still don’t understand. Do you have a grudge?”

The farmer said, “Yes, that’s what I park my John Deere under every night.”

The lawyer said, “You still don’t understand. Do you have a suit?”

The farmer said, “Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday.”

The lawyer said, “Does she beat you up?”

The farmer said, “No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning.”

The lawyer said, “Is she a nagger?”

The farmer said, “No, she’s a little ol’ white gal, but the last youngen’ she had was a nagger. That’s why I want a dayvorce.”


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