Dating vs Marriage

When you're dating... Farting is never an issue. When you're married... You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you're dating... He takes you out to have a good time. When you're married... He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you're dating... [...]

Dating vs Marriage

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Dating vs Marriage was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 30th, 2007 at 10:31 amin Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , A Marriage Made In Heaven , Marriage Is About Celebration , Anything To Make Marriage Work , Chinese Sick Day , Honey, I Want A Divorce .

6 Comments to “Dating vs Marriage”

• shayla says:

  July 30, 2007 at 7:58 pm

  that is funny and i like this one but i think dating should win
  its way better
• angel says:

  November 14, 2007 at 12:28 pm

  omg X3
• IrritatedOyster says:

  February 26, 2009 at 9:58 am

  I’m gonna defy all these stereotypes with my husband
• Sexy says:

  July 1, 2009 at 4:22 pm

  I’m gonna make my wife feel lyk a Queen!
• OraclE says:

  July 1, 2009 at 4:24 pm

  I’m gonna make my wife feel lyk a Queen!
• Nalo says:

  June 1, 2010 at 11:26 am

  So funny. Couldnt stop laughing.