Dashing Through The Snow (Chevrolet Style)

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet. Down the road I go, sliding all the way. I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires. My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire! Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away. I light a match [...]

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Dashing Through The Snow (Chevrolet Style) was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 at 3:37 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Survivor, Texas Style , Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners , One Liners 11-20 , Newfangled Lincoln Radio , Washington Home Emptied After Craigslist Ad Gave the OK .

8 Comments to “Dashing Through The Snow (Chevrolet Style)”

snorider323 says:

January 15, 2008 at 1:02 pm

creative
katie says:

May 3, 2008 at 3:18 pm

thats prety cool lol being a winter joke no punn intended
yari says:

May 12, 2008 at 12:07 pm

dats gud nice
someone says:

April 22, 2009 at 4:04 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tim says:

July 20, 2009 at 12:40 pm

That is hilarious how did u tink of dat my dodge could pull a chevy all day because chevies r just like rocks they only weigh u down
dragon2x60 says:

January 13, 2010 at 7:59 pm

lol i would do one thing to it, change it from what it is to dashing through the snow in my one-horse chevrolet
Sporkinator says:

August 8, 2010 at 6:46 am

Awesome song, sang the whole thing as I read it… loved it!
shaow says:

September 24, 2010 at 1:17 pm

hahahahahahahahahahhaha FORD RULES CHEVY DROOLS