Damn I Missed

One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On the first hole, Bob hits the ball into a sand trap, Damn, I missed. says Bob. The Pope says, you should not say that it is bad.

Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water. Damn, I missed. says Bob again. The Pope says, Do not say that, next time you do, God will strike you down with a lightning bolt.

Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch short of the hole. Damn, I missed. says Bob once again. The Pope looks into the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope. Gods voice echoes, Damn, I missed.

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Damn I Missed was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 10:49 amin Golf Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , From Heaven, One Iron, Greatest Baseball Player In The World, Bad Read, Shorties.