A Cuckoo Of A Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem p***d off in the least.......... Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
What'd You Think?
(403 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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absolutely friggin hilarious!!!
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool didn’t see that coming!! keep this up peeps!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha this is SO FUNNY!! i didnt expect that!!
I wonder what her fart smelled like.
omg…that was so freaking funny i laughed so hard!!! LMAO ……keep it up lol
I like
LOL LOL LOL … hahahaha HILARIOUS …. ‘farted’ …lol
Very good. Nothing better than using a subtle approach to let someone know they just lied to you.
omg tht was so frakin funny 5/5!!!!!!!
Dis’s de real discription of a FUNNY JOKE ! 5 STAR YO!
sorry that b**** got caught
SHE ACTUALLY FARTED?
DIDNT SEE THAT COMIN!
HHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIILLLLLAAAARRRRIIIIIIOOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
hehe…
Lol good joke I put it up on my site.
I read this at the dinner table, now everyone thinks am going insane. I just can’t help it ROTFLMAO!!!!! Just a minute, I can’t catch my breath!
Are yall serously just interested with the fact that she farted…..wow lol now thats funny
hahahaahah totallu unexpected! XD
totally*
that was freaking funny
Michael, why do you wanna know what her fart smelled like? That’s really gross! Loved the joke. Until I read that, I was fine with the fart. Thanks a lot.
entirely unfunny. just a recap of a lame, everyday sort of night with a bunch of bs thrown in at the end
LOOOL @ VVV
“Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said ‘oh sh*t.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”