A Cuckoo Of A Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem p***d off in the least………. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said ‘oh sh*t.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
What'd You Think?

(50 votes, average: 4.34 out of 5)
November 8th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
omg…that was so freaking funny i laughed so hard!!! LMAO ……keep it up lol
November 7th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I wonder what her fart smelled like.
October 30th, 2008 at 7:52 am
October 15th, 2008 at 4:35 am
hahaha this is SO FUNNY!! i didnt expect that!!
September 13th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool didn’t see that coming!! keep this up peeps!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am
absolutely friggin hilarious!!!