Cops Say The Darndest Things

So you think you're the only one who can be funny when getting pulled over by a cop? Well, in this edition, the police officer strikes back! All those cop jokes we've been posting have finally caught up to us, a police (or as he preferred to be called... peace) officer out of Nevada sent us this [...]

Cops Say The Darndest Things

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Cops Say The Darndest Things was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, October 27th, 2007 at 12:05 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Fun With Cops , Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer , So This Cop Was Writing A Parking Ticket , Back Seat Driver , DUI Test .

10 Comments to “Cops Say The Darndest Things”

• Pinkey says:

  October 27, 2007 at 2:04 pm

  HaHaHaHaH!!!!!1ThAtS fUnNy StUfF dUdE!1
• blink blink says:

  October 27, 2007 at 10:09 pm

  funny cop…

  like to meet him one day
• trashcan chainsaw says:

  November 8, 2007 at 3:07 am

  HAHA I WOOD JUST SOME KICKASS COMEBACK
• Katlyn says:

  November 9, 2007 at 12:08 pm

  Lol, dang, I love that last one. x3 But so mean.
• BaBy GaL says:

  November 9, 2007 at 9:32 pm

  i like that cop lololololololololoololol LOL
• Anti_christ says:

  November 10, 2007 at 9:48 pm

  lol my fave is the last one but there all gr8
• Randy says:

  November 24, 2007 at 2:25 am

  the last one.. FABULOUS.
• hannah bananabell says:

  January 3, 2009 at 9:53 pm

  HAHAHAHAH LOL great love it. I would love to meet him
• Kieron says:

  January 6, 2009 at 6:41 pm

  Yeah freaking hilarious but omg a cop from nevarda did not write those, the intro is part of the freakin joke, cuz its funnier than: “funny things cops can say”…
• shire says:

  February 17, 2010 at 9:00 am

  i like the 1st 2