Contract Law

One day in Contract Law class, Professor Donaldson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby [...]

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Contract Law was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 1:51 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Do You Believe In Ghosts? , Witty College Professor , Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid , Redneck Logic , Bumper Stickers 16-30 .

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Akbar says:

August 27, 2010 at 4:45 pm

HaHa, I wonder how they greet their wives!
qwerty says:

November 26, 2011 at 1:26 am

i wonder how they say i do

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