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One day in Contract Law class, Professor Donaldson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and [...]

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Contract Law was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 1:51 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Do You Believe In Ghosts? , Witty College Professor , Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid , Bumper Stickers 16-30 , Redneck Logic .

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