The Confessional Booth
After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.
After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window... nothing. The priest taps again and this [...]
(410 votes, average: 3.15 out of 5)
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It’s……..decent.
Oh no!
But I think I’ve seen this somewhere else on the site before.
LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
funny
ag its very disappointing of this site
its lemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thats a crap joke.
stupiiiiid!@##$%#$%
lmfao this is sum gay a s s bu l l sh it hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ha. It’s a little long.
But a drunk shitting in a catholic confessional,
that’s pretty funny. haha
its okay
Ha ha. I didn’t expect that. Good joke.
it’s a sick joke and it’s stupid and it’s lame….. if he made a hilarious confession then it could be funny…….
SO LAME!!1
not bad
c’mon guys surely u can do betta ha ha ha
Very Funny. Nice Man.
I DONT GET IT DID HE MISSPELL SUM WORDS????
so so gay i lmost spewed up =(
good! everyone should take in right sense. even priest
now thats some gay shiet muterfookers!
um..
i dont understand this..
and i think i’ve read this but dont remember where..
learn how to make someone laugh..
and not stupidly..
-huh
not a good joke it is WICKED
that is the most wank joke i ever heard. even my Dog can do better
It is a meaningless joke. It is not funny at all.
Not funny and gross. bad joke. 0/5 rating and whoever thought of this joke should get a round to the head. LOL. :[ bad joke.
Well gud d joke is interesting
It’s a little funny. It’s not that bad.
eh. whatever. could be better. could be worse.
hilarious
nt 2 bad……
i lyc it
this is pretty lamee.
That’s gross man.
hey i dnt usually post but its not a bad joke but i was expecting something a buit more interesting but well done man
okay its okay!
ill tell my boyfriend this one
You will experience great sex within four days of receiving this letter, provided you pass it on (use the “Email This To A Friend or Social Bookmark It!” above or post a link on your favorite message board or blog). Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people who need to get laid within 96 hours. Don’t believe this is serious business? Read some of these true stories:
After he passed this letter on, a Montana Spinach Control Officer got his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of orgasms of his life.
John Elliot tried to pick up a prostitute, but, because he broke the chain, was picked up by the police instead. When they searched his home, they found magazines of little boys which they showed to his neighbors.
In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray’s trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51 days after failing to circulate the letter. However, before this happened, a condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one. (was this the consolation prize?)
Do note the following: Hebert Pudstrom received the chain in 1953. He asked his secretary to make ten copies and send them out. A few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making more than he had ever paid her at work.
General George Patton, who sent the letter on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the street. When he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked by, and he got a great view.
Heywood Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker, received the letter and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96 hours. His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never returned. Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed ten copies. A few days later he got a wife and discovered that his old wife, who he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon for all these years!
Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not believing, threw the letter away. Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.
In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied to her. She promised herself she would retype the letter and send it on, but she put it aside to do later. She was plagued with problems including herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted in her futile attempts to find Mr. Right in a singles bar. The letter did not leave her hands in 96 hours. She finally typed the letter and found a man with a 10-inch penis.
Beware, however of the fate of the E-mail user at Trent University, Peterborough, ONT, that sent this letter to himself over five thousand times in one afternoon. Before leaving the computer lab a strange woman came up behind him, bit his ear and put her hand down his pants. The ensuing surprise caused him to stumble forward and cry out. As he attempted to arrest his fall by grabbing a nearby PC, a gob of spittle that had been flung from his mouth (as he cried out) landed deep into the inner recesses of the computer, all three (student, strange woman and computer) then experienced simultaneous Cyber-Orgasms of exponential intensity before exploding in a puff of smoking data.
You must distribute at least ten copies within 96 hours of receiving this letter. Those who do will find their love lives more fulfilling. Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with mechanical devices. Your immediate attention is urged!
wasnt d worst joke eva……………………………………………………………..:) av heard a lot worse……………………………………………….:0
I told a priest this joke at a bar. He laughed his ass off and bought me a beer. I’m happy he didn’t try to hit on me. Anyway I’m a bit old for the age of males padres like
hahahaha!! i got after a few seconds!! :p