Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.
"How's business?" asked the first.
"Rotten," replied the other. "Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles. When I finally caught up to it, there were already two other lawyer hanging on to the bumper."
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Competition was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 1:44 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes.
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