Coming Out
A gay homosexual, after years of hiding it, finally decides he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents. He went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, " Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, " Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"
What'd You Think?
(30 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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iv bin wid a gay b4
Good for u ammmiiii… im glad yout hought it was necessary to tell everyone that… as for the joke.. its was aiight..
Seriously, what is the point in saying a ‘gay homosexual’?
You don’t need both words, one will do.
I never understood why this is funny. A. The mom might give her husband oral sex. B. This is not a slam on women, but realistically IF this joke is supposed to be funny, it is illogical – All things being equal (cleanliness etc.) it is more likely a vagina would have more (bad) taste and smell than a guy’s penis. If this is untrue, why all the fish jokes?
jaro is wierd
lolcats aamzing
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@ THENAT….YOU THE FAG OF ALL…YOU JUST DONE PROVED IT!
the joke was good but not that good
All penis ive sucked Taste like soap. >•<