College Student Castaways

Two college students were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp.

Secretly hoping a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, one did come forth. This particular Genie, however, stated he could only deliver one wish and not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter one of the college students blurted out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” Immediately the Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to his freedom. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. The other college student looked disgustedly at the one whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: “Nice going! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”


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